So, Chix inc has gotten less and less popular. While it is still thriving, it is unknown to most people. Cheesy Goudatime has managed to create a device, that creates something known as "Love force." Love force is what creates love in people. This will allow anyone you aim it at to love you. Amazing, isn't it! We've used to increase the popularity of our businesses by using it on the hottest chicksn on the street. By injecting love force into them, they will do our bidding. This will allowed chix to flock into our arms! Amazing, am I right? So, We will inject small bits of love force into your true love/crush, then they will love you. The only way this can backfire, is if one of our agents messes up the personel code in the person they inject the love force into. We'll try our best to make you get chix/Men! (Cuzz more women are reading this book than men, that's just wrong)
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How to Pick up Chicks (Laurence)
AléatoireA book suggested to me to make by my friend @DaPotatoLord . This is supposed to be a joke, don't say this to any girl you meet in real life You'd probably have a bruise for a few months if you did Anyways, the moral of this story is, if you actually...
