We have been watching your performance with the chix and decided you can level up to Lvl 5! Douche! Douches are very good chix pickers and can do many great things that the chix pickers can't do. Some of your fellow Douches are: Kanye West. Shia LaBeouf and Peter Parker. Now. For the Douche title to be strong in your name, you must take chix, and take em to bed. After a few chix, this will turn you into an Ultimate Bed Genius! Ultimate Bed Geniuses are the seniors to the Chix-picking kingdom. With this title, every Douche and below will bow down to you and praise your amazing skill. When I, Laurence was going up the ranks, this rank was my favourite. To be praised by people with the same aspiration as me, it was so beautiful. The Ultimate Bed Geniuses's ability is to get chix pregnant. Wowie, was that fun. So, Get those condom off and start doing yo thang!
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How to Pick up Chicks (Laurence)
РазноеA book suggested to me to make by my friend @DaPotatoLord . This is supposed to be a joke, don't say this to any girl you meet in real life You'd probably have a bruise for a few months if you did Anyways, the moral of this story is, if you actually...
