The Diary of Eleanor Calder

Chapter 7: July 2013

July 4th, 2013

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!! Louis and I don't normally celebrate it since its an American holiday, but there's a first time for everything. Harry and Kimberly FINALLY called it quits. This is what Harry said: "I still have feelings for Maddie and I'm going to stop at nothing to get her back. I acted like I could get anyone I wanted, and I was wrong" Wow, never in my life would I think Harry would confess to being wrong. Maddie called out of the blue and asked to speak to Liam and he happily obliged. We found out Paul is leaving after the boys are finished with their Take Me Home tour, and we're all really sad about it. He was the best bodyguard anyone could ask for. Niall is really upset that Harry is going to get Maddie back and I know it must be hard on him to see Maddie (potentially) run back into his best friends arms. I have to go. Getting ready for a BBQ. Love, Eleanor.

July 6th, 2013

The fourth of July was the best celebration ever! We had ribs, chicken, coleslaw, corn on the cob, green beans, bunt cake, and so much more! Liam and Louis faced off in a horseshoe contest, and ultimately, Liam won. Louis said it was by pure luck. I think it was because Louis sucks at horseshoes. Niall wasn't present at the band meeting today because he found out Harry and Maddie had reconciled. Harry says Niall is being a baby about all of this, but I think there is a deep-rooted issue behind it all. The boys first single off their third album, Heartbreaker, will come out sometime in October or November. Scooter Braun, Justin Bieber's manager, called and said One Direction had stolen the name for their single. It's a coincidence that Justin and 1D have the same single name! Take a fucking chill pill. Besides that drama, I think I'm going to quit being a Hollister model. It's too much of a hassle to pack my bags every time they want me somewhere. I'll talk to Louis about it. "Talk" to you soon. Love, Eleanor.

July 8th, 2013

Is around 1:30 a.m here in London, and I'm up because it's all due to my Sleep Apnea. I now have to sleep with a fucking mask over my face at night since I excessively snore. This mostly started when Louis would go on tour, but now it's getting worse. Even when Louis is home, I snore like a pig and it's particularly disturbing. Louis has been sleeping in the guest room since I've been snoring so bad. It's driven a huge wedge between us and this whole issue is making Louis and I fight. For some reason I wish things were a lot less heated. No one benefits from fights of any kind and it's become increasingly bothersome. Perrie and I went shopping today and out of nowhere, Mixers bombard her with pictures and dolls for her to sign. She wasn't too upset but it, but she never has time to herself anymore. Harry got a new kitten named Midnight. She's all black with crystal blue eyes and she's simply amazing. Tonight I have to go with Louis to a gala. We'll speak another time. Love, Eleanor.

July 10th, 2013

I will be taking a 5 day hiatus in my writing due to the fact that I've agreed to go with Niall to Mullingar, Ireland. Louis isn't too happy about it because he thinks I'll do something with Niall that will make he and I an item. Really? That bothers me that he doesn't trust me enough to accompany one of his best mates home. Niall just doesn't want to be alone due to the fact Harry and Maddie are back together and he just needs someone to help him nurse his broken heart. The gala I went to was so boring, I fell asleep half way through! It was mostly older ladies and their husbands bidding on thousand-year old items. And to think Louis thought it was fun! Our Moment will be debuting in the U.S at Macy's on September 5th I believe. In Europe it comes out on August 25th and it's $16 cheaper then it is in America which I think is highly unfair since the boys have so many loyal fans around the world!!!! Anyways, I have a nail appointment to go to. Ciao. Love, Eleanor.

July 15th, 2013

Ireland is truly fantastic. Niall's parents are the nicest people I've ever met and their lucky to have a son like him. They took me on a tour of the town, and surprisingly, I saw few sheep and cows in the pastures. I tried goats milk for the first time and I quickly disliked it. Louis called non-stop, but I ignored his calls because they were interfering with my fun. Fans on Twitter think I'm cheating on Louis with Niall so I tweeted a picture of Niall kissing a sheep with the caption reading "Niall's new girlfriend. Her name is Beatrice" That's when all the rumors stopped. Niall cooked a lot for me and I thought it was really genuine and sweet. I'm just waiting for the day when he finally finds his forever princess. I've got to go. Louis is calling and I need to take it. Beannacht! (that's goodbye in Irish) Love, Eleanor.

July 20th, 2013

So much sadness today. I've been accused of cheating by Louis, Zayn, and Liam! They said that I was lying about being unfaithful to Louis and that I was galavanting around with Niall. I don't know if this is some kind of sick joke their trying to pull, but they've literally ripped my heart out and stomped on it. Who knew the people I loved the most would accuse me of something so outlandish and untrue? I'm sorry but this is going to be short. I've got to go mend my heart. Wounded, Eleanor.