The Diary of Eleanor Calder

Chapter 28: June 2015

June 1st, 2015

Well diary, it's June. It's not hot yet, but warm breezes do come through ever so often. I took a trip to Brighton this afternoon and it was amazing as always. I didn't really do much, all I did was walk around. I've been trying to get back into my old workout routine, but it's proving difficult. I never eat in, I always go out to a restaurant. I never even attempt to eat healthy and that's why my pantry and freezer are filled with sweets. Now that I've mentioned all this I could really go for a chocolate orange. Ciao, Eleanor.

June 3rd, 2015

I went out to Tesco and bought as many chocolate oranges as my tiny arms could carry. I also picked up a few chocolate-covered oranges and those were gone by the time I drove back to my flat. It's safe to say the whole Tesco staff thinks I'm insane. Perrie's wedding is fast approaching but due to the recent Louis-Zayn fallout, I have a feeling none of the boys will be attending. I understand Zayn was defending himself, but did he have to do it in such a douchey manor? Thank god I'm not in that scene anymore. Too much drama. Bye! Eleanor.

June 5th, 2015

McDonalds in England tastes really good for some reason. Back when I was at Perrie and Zayn's Malibu home, the McDonalds was digusting. But while I was there I tried Wendy's for the first time and it was surprisingly delicious. Anyways, I talked to Harry today and he wouldn't tell me whether or not he was going to Perrie's wedding. It's obvious Louis isn't attending, but I do need a date. JUST A PLATONIC DATE, DIARY. We're not going back to when I thought Harry had feelings for me. Never again. Well, I have a nail appointment. Ciao. Eleanor.

June 7th, 2015

Harry said he'd be my date which was really sweet. Even if his invitation was taken back, I can still bring a plus one. I don't want to rub it in Zayn's face that one of his former friends is doing really well, but I would look partially stupid without someone with me. Did you forget I was engaged once? Just between you and me, being engaged was boring as hell. Now that I'm free, that's boring as well. I can't win! LOL. Eleanor.

June 9th, 2015

I HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW. MY PLUMBLING ISN'T WORKING, MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO, I'VE RUN OUT OF CHOCOLATE ORANGES, I NEED WINE AND I DON'T HAVE ANY, MY HAIR IS A COMPLETE MESS, AND ZITS ARE BREAKING OUT ON MY FACE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW. UGH. ELEANOR.

June 11th, 2015

As you get older, things start to become more difficult. Remember when you were younger and opening jars was super easy? Well, it'll get harder and more frustrating as you age. Also, everything sucks when you're an adult. Things aren't as fun as they used to be and all you really want to do with your time is drink wine and watch Friends. That's the culmination of your twenties, diary. Eleanor.

June 13th, 2015

The market is probably the worst place to be right now. It's crowded and children are screaming at the top of their lungs because their mums won't buy them ice lollies. My cheek caught on a branch outside and now I have a nice red scratch that's signaling to everyone I'm an idiot. A really hot passed by me and did a double take which was flattering at first but then he made a gesture to my nose and I realised it was bleeding. Did I mention the market is evil? Later. Eleanor.

June 15th, 2015

I went into London today to do some shopping. I bought the cutest tote at Urban and also bought this circular shelf that I have no idea where to put, but I know it'll look super cute once I do find space for it. I've decided to go with a grey/white color scheme in my room because I feel like it's modern and pretty. I'll update you on it later. Ciao! Eleanor.