Chapter 3

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"Who is that?" I asked

"Oh that's Fredward" said Feminine Pat

"He's hot! I'm gonna go ask him out."

So I walk up to him and his beauty completely captures me. He has brown hair, with honey amber high lights, and really dark eyes.

"Hi I'm Emma, Emma Swag. And you're my new boyfriend"

"I'd rather kill you" he said.

"Playing hard to get I see, well let me tell you something I'm the prettiest girl you'll ever meet. Don't miss your chance." I said with a serious yet flirty tone.

"Could you please get out of my face? You reek with ego"

"What???? for your information I'm the perfect balance between, generous and self -centered."

"Just slap a wig over your, matty hair and you could be Britney Spears."

"Ahhh I knew you liked me!!!!" I am satisfied; he just called me a pop-star!

"Oh my God, how dumb are you?" he screamed at me.

"Text me some time" Then I through him a wink and I walk away, but now that I think about that Britney comment, I think that was supposed to be an insult. He totally likes me though I mean I'm the boy expert around here, not him.

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A/N I felt like an air head when I wrote this, infact the entire book I felt like I was loosing brain cells by the word

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