Queen Bitch's Adventures

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Still Dawn's Pov

I had just called the baby sitter. Ruby had work again today and Pebble, Lindsey, and I thought it was much over due that we had some time alone.
"I'm telling you Dawn, you could have just locked them in a room and gave them some toys. I'm sure they would have got along fine," Lindsey says. I walking around the kitchen with the phone pressed to my ear doing the dishes.
"Lindsey last time I did that Salad murdered someone," I say continuing with my work. Lindsey's mouth drops. I nod my head a little not knowing what to add.
"I-I'm glad Nicole isn't like... That," Lindsey says making gestures to Salad in the corner throwing Mangos at the neighbor Sasuke who was trying to do yard work.
"Oh dear," Pebble says running out the front door to help her husband.
"Salad stop that would you?" I say grabbing the mangos out of her hands.
"NO MAMA HE INSULTED ME!" Salad yells in my ears.
"Sasuke what did you say to her?" I ask out the window.
"Nothing!" Sasuke says.
"Of course not..." Pebble says grabbing the mangos out of her yard.
"Am I the only one here with a semi normal family?" Lindsey asks.
"I had a normal one until I got this lil' shit," I say tying Salad to a chair. Pebble comes back inside with Sarada.
"She's here!" Pebble says with her hand on Sarada's shoulder.
"Is sh--" Lindsey starts.
"MOM I DONT WANT TO GO TO SALADS HOUSE WITH NICOLE SALAD AD THE BABYSITTER IM NOT A BABY ANYMORE!!" Sarada shouts.
"No she's not normal," I say to Lindsey and she just nods.
"Mhmm? Okay cool," Pebble laughs "get some more rope we need a chair for her too," pebble holds Sarada still not letting her run away. I rub my eyes.
"Please tell me Nicole has self control," I say tying Sarada into a chair a few feet from Salads.
"Far more than both of... These. Tyler's in the studio so I'm going to need to go get her," Lindsey says and walks out "I'll be right back."
Pebble and I nod as the baby sitter comes to the door.
"Hello ladies," the young teenager probably about 16 years old comes to the door.
"Hi Rachel come on in," I say trying not to reveal we have two 6 year old children tied in chairs. Lindsey comes over with Nicole.
"I'm back."
"So there's three children," I say as she nods only seeing Nicole.
"That's Nicole, you shouldn't have to worry about her she's fairly well behaved," I step away from Sarada's chair. "That is Sarada do not untie her from her chair or you may have to chase her around town. And then there's Salad. I swear to go do not take your eyes off of her for more than 10 seconds or very bad things will happen. Don't give any of them mangos or any type of fruit," I say.
"Okay..." Rachel says obviously a little shocked.
"We pay $100 per hour as long no one dies or gets seriously hurt," Pebble says.
"Then I'm in for quite a challenge," she says still staring at Salad.
"No one has succeeded yet," Lindsey says.
"Lock all the doors shut all the windows and don't give them anything. You can help yourself to anything in the fridge or pantry but don't feed them. We will be back in probably 2 hours so they will be okay without food," I finish.
"Okay," she says.
"If you have a problem, Pebbles husband Sasuke is home across the street. If you have a serious problem, our phone numbers are on the counter."
She nods "have fun."
We all walk out of the house locking the door behind us.

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We arrive back at my house a good two hours later.
"She didn't call so hopefully everything is okay," Lindsey said.
"Okie just hope," I say and open the door.
"Oh thank the lord you're back!" Rachel says with salad pinned to the wall.
"Is everyone alive?" Lindsey asked.
"Kinda," Sasuke says holding Sarada in his arms. I notice Nicole in the corner crying. I run to the rope and grab salad and tie her to a chair.
"There now what happened to Nicole?" I ask.
"S-salad got out of her chair and started beating Nicole up," Rachel says trying not to cry.
"Oh no! Nicole sweetie!" Lindsey runs to hug her daughter in the corner.
"My arm..." Nicole complains.
"I'm taking you to the hospital it's gonna be okay," Lindsey runs out the door with Nicole and ushers Nicole into  her car.
"uh thanks..." I manage.
"Yeah sorry," the babysitter manages.
"I'll let you figure this out and just go," she says.
"Wait here I'll pay you," I say and hand her a wad of money. She leaves and I'm alone in the house with Salad.
"I seriously don't know what to do with you." I shake my head.
"You could let me rule the world!" Salad offers.
"No. Go occupy yourself with something that's not going to screw up my house or hurt anyone," I say getting to work.
"Okay mommy!" Salad runs off and I don't bother to try and figure out what she's doing.