Apparently I'm boring. May or may not be true XD
Dawns Pov
Just a normal day. Getting my psychopath daughter ready for school. She got herself dressed while I made her breakfast she runs down the steps screaming.
"MOM WHY DO WE HAVE SCHOOL?!" Salad asks. Ugh children. Why do I have to have a child? More specifically this one?
"So children learn to appreciate things and aren't so spoiled and don't trash their houses," I say rolling my eyes. "I made you breakfast. Eat."
She follows command and sits down and starts to eat. Mark the calendar. Salad listened. I brush her hair and tie it into pigtails silently praying she doesn't come home covered in dirt or with gun in her hair. When I finish her hair I pack her lunch and get her stuff together.
"Ready to catch the bus?" I ask holding her things out to her. She nods and takes her stuff and walks right out the door. She stopped slamming the door on my face.
I sigh. "That's my child."At the bus stop Pebble and Tyler wait with Nicole and Sarada. Salad inserts herself into the conversation instantly.
Tyler Pebble and I stand around awkwardly for awhile until Tyler decides to ask Nicole a question.
"Nicole, mommy said--" he starts.
"Excuse me old fuck boy, I was talking," Salad says to Tyler.
Pebble quietly says to me.
"You might want to get a therapist for her or at least stop cursing so much..." I knew. I just nodded and watch Tyler start to fight with my 6 year old child.
"Don't talk to me like that old man!" Salad says and pulls nothing other than a mango out of her bag and pelts it at Tyler.
"Lil' shit you're gonna get it!" Tyler says and starts to chase her angrily. Then suddenly the bus starts to come down the street.
"Think we should tell them?" Pebble asks.
"It would help Salad if she lived, if she died it would help me, and Gold should know better," I answer.
"I love how you hate your child," Pebble laughs some. All of a sudden Salad runs and stands directly next to me and the bus comes.... Right over Tyler.
"Oh my fu--" I start
"Children," Pebble says covering my mouth. Tyler's leg got ran over by the bus.
"Children get on the bus," I say.
"But Daddy?!" Nicole says.
"Hell be fine," Pebble says. The bus drives away and Pebble and I exchange glances.
"I'll get Lindsey. You make sure no one runs him over again," I say and run up to his house and knock. Lindsey answers.
"Oh hey Dawn. Where's Tyler?" She says when she sees me.
"Yeah..." I nod guiltily. "He started chasing Salad around because he was mad at her and the bus ran over his leg..."
"Why didn't you tell him?!" She asks in shock.
"I was really, really, really, hoping the bus would have gotten Salad but it didn't..." I admit.
"I'll take him to the hospital. You take your child to a mental hospital," Lindsey says walking outside over to Tyler. She hugs him kisses him and tries to get him into her car and they drive away.
"Remember when I said you should listen to me more?" Pebble asks.
"There's a few too many of those times," I sigh.
"There really is. And most of them have to do with your kid."
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