Once there was a guy named Liam who always shitted and pissed his pants.And one day he met Harry who loved to have sex with Zayn,Niall,and Louis. One day Liam went to buy diapers so he can piss and shit without poop and pee stains in his new leather pants. But worst of all,They were Huggies and Pampers. And Liam hated Pampers and Huggies.
One day Zayn saw Harry and Liam sharing his toilet and piss and shit covered the floor. And piss was all over Harry's head. And shit was on Liam's head. And shit and piss was blending in a blender. And then Zayn called the others in. They all stood there with their mouths opened. Liam screamed like a girl. Zayn screamed like a very elderly man.
Liam shitted his pants.Harry pissed his pants and Zayn just sat there in a bikini. Niall was wearing a huge dress that would fit Justin Timberlake's great,great,great grandma. And Louis was wearing a very sexy 1-piece woman's bathing suit
Vote For Liam's New Prize At the X-Factor
#1: Toilets
#2: Diapers OR
#3: A New Piece Of Shit
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