My Mysterious Life; Book 1

Gotta have humor

We found a nice place to set up against and indent on the outside of the caves walls. Sylvia had gone to go take a dip in the water. I decided to give her a little scare. I climbed a tall tree and inched my way along the branch above her head. I made weird noises just loud enough for her to hear. "Wh-who is that??" She said shakily. "MEEEEE!!" I screamed like a chimpanzee as I jumped down and rolled around like a rolly Polly. "GOD, RILEY," she said angrily. " IS THAT REALLY NESSECARY RIGHT NOW?!?!" "YES SYLVIA, WE ARE STRANDED ON A FREAKIN ISLAND! BE A LITTLE HAPPY THAT I CAN STILL KEEP HUMOR!!" I yelled back at her. "You little crap." She said to me. "So, you don't know much about what humans do...right?" "Riley? What are you thinking about?" She said suspiciously. "Oh nuthin... just about how you called me a little crap..." "Riley..." she repeated. "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!" I screamed as I farted in her face and did a backflip to end up on the branch again. "Oh ya, well, I can do that too." She said as she tried to squeeze one out. Her face started turning red. "lol, ok, just don't hurt yourself" I said as I got another grip on the branch. I was laughing so hard that I almost fell off. Just then she was like: "Oh no... Riley??" "What? Is the Jaguar back again?" "No," she said, "much worse" just as I heard her say that, I saw her squat down and... POOP!! OMG!! SOMEONE SAVE ME!! IM GONNA DIE FROM LAUGHTER!!