We went home like normal and then Heaven told us she's learning about Ancient Egypt. She laid Nevaeh down on the kitchen island and told us she was going to show us the mummification process. "First, we glaze the body with resin." She said as she used a paintbrush to smear melted butter all over Nevaeh. She showed us all of the ancient amulets and the type of cloth (linen) The Egyptians used to cover the body. "But I can't use them yet! There is more to the process before the wrapping." She said as she pulled out a knife. "Nevaeh, I will now cut open the sides of your stomach and pull out your insides to put them in jars." Heaven said. "Can we skip that part?" Nevaeh asked. "Fine. I'll go to the next step, stuffing you with linen." She said as she stuffed rolled up balls of linen up Nevaeh's shirt. "Ooh! It tickles!" She said as she squirmed a little. "Now, I will demonstrate how the Egyptians, what they did to the most important part of the body." Heaven said. "I will now take this metal hook and scoop your brains out through your nose." "Whoah, whoah, whoah!" Everyone shouted just as Heaven was about to stick a rusty metal hook from the backyard up Nevaeh's nose." I snorted.
This family is too weird...
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My Mysterious Life; Book 1
FantasyWhat happens when Riley Cordano meets a mermaid at her mom's work? Will Riley have what it takes to be the best friend of a mermaid? Or will she become lost in the world of fantasy? Also, what happens when she finds out that her boyfriend isn't exac...
