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WARNING
CURSING AHEAD!
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A true story...
YOU WALKED ALONG THE EMPTY STREETS,SAD AND HORNY.IT WAS WEIRDMAGEDON AND YOU FELT AS IF YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE AROUND.SUDDENLY,SOMETHING APPEARED IN FRONT OF YOU.IT WAS A FUCKING TRIANGLE
"HEY.YOU WANNA BE MY BITCH?" THE SEXY TRIANGLE ASKED.
"HELL YA."YOU REPLIED,AS HE TELEPORTED YOU TO HIS RAD PYRAMID PIMP HOUSE.
ONCE THERE,YOU IMMEDIATELY STARTING POLE DANCING, SHOWING OFF YOUR FABULOUS THIGHS.THE TRIANGLE STARTED RAINING MONEY ON YOU.
HE THEN GRABBED YOUR HAND, LEADING YOU TO HIS Too Cool For School BEDROOM WHERE MOUNTAIN DEW BOTTLES WERE EVERYWHERE.
"WHERE ARE THE DORITOS?"YOU YELLED OVER THE SUPER RAD DUPSTEP MUSIC THAT MADE YOUR EARS BLEED FOR SATAN.
"The fuck you say?"HE SPOKE TURNING RED AS A SPANKED ASS.
"I SAID TRUDEAU HAHAHA"YOU LAUGHED AS BILL STARRED AT YOU CONFUSED.
"WHATEVER LETS JUST DO IT."
YOU THEN WERE FUCKED BY A TRIANGLE ALL NIGHT LONG AND PUKED OUT SEMAN IN THE MORNING.YOUR ASS HURT FROM HIS TRIANGULAR DICK PENETRATING YOU
WHY WOULD YOU FUCK A TRIANGLE
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Bill Cipher x reader "Welcome to Gravity Falls"
FanficYou've been informed that you're staying over at your friend Mabel's Uncle's house,at a place called Gravity Falls.You're so excited to see Mabel again, and to meet her brother too. What you don't realize is that there's something strange happening...
