While Satan was enjoying the gift, Dan and Phil where finally alone. They looked at each other eyes skimming over each others bodies. Phil's erection was showing. Dan could tell. He smirked staring at it. "Phil is that a banana or is that your dick?" Dan said in a sexy way. Phil soon reached to unbutton his pants and pulled out a HUGE banana, opening it and taking a bite. "PHIL where did you get that huge big ripe banana?!?!" Dan asked, very curious. Phil still eating the banana pointed at a house plant with bananas growing out of them. As Dan went to reach for a banana he was sure he heard Phil moan quietly, Dan opened the banana and he realized they where shaped as dicks and that Phil was not eating the banana but deep throating it. Suddenly the bananas burnt and phil said "Satan invited us to his party, he said because he felt Victorious ." Soon Dan and Phil got ready and headed out of their home. They didn't even know what it was, it was just an empty black room, just like Dan's soul. When they went to the party Phil and Dan soon got drunk from having to many COCKtails called the Phil and the Dan (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Dan grabbed Phil's hand and ran to Satan who was making out with someone named Ryan? At least that what Dan thinks he was called "Heeeeeeyyyy Brendon whyyy don't we go have funnn?" Dan slurred and quickly phil grabbed them with the hand that was on his chest. The four boys went into a room and Brendon told them he knew a way to have more fun, he pulled out a dead corpse from a box. It was Bill Nye the vacuum guy and his friend Mr.Tol. Soon Dan, Phil, Brendon, Ryan, and the dead corpses of Mr.Tol and Bill had some very intense six-some. After the sex train which was Brendon fucking Ryan who was fucking dead Bill who was fucking Mr.Tol who was fucking Phil who was fucking Dan, in this fucking train of fucking fun fuck. Soon there was a cumation. Dan cummed holy water which made Phil cum his pumpkin seeds which caused Mr.Tol not to come cuz he dead but Bill did cum spiders, that soon left Bills dick and crawled inside of Mr.Tol. Ryan soon cumed out milk and Satan of course had cumed out broken dreams as they started to burn the corpses and put on the clothes. As Brendon was looking for his pants he stepped on Dan's holy cum and started to fall backwards and his body disappeared. Ryan was beyond angry that had Dan killed his boyfriend and he tried to attack Dan. Phil who was fearful of his danny dying, he started to mind fuck Dan as Dan cumed out holy water on Ryan as Phil came pumpkin seed, the mix between the two boys caused hamsters to appear and attack Ryan. Brendon opened the door to see the commotion happening in the room and quickly shut the door and was gonna go bang a grandma. Ryan soon ran after him leaving Dan and Phil and 30 hamsters. "So Phil what are we gonna do with all these hamsters? Tsk tsk, I guess we could shove them somewhere for safe keeping perhaps yo-" Dan suddenly stopped as he saw Bill Nye's body crawl out of the fire and opened his mouth and a black abyss sucked up all the hamsters."I guess that will do." Phil said walking out of the room, leaving Dan dissatisfied that he wasn't able to shove the hamsters up Phil's ass. Dan walked back to his home in hell, sighing as he opened the door "What's wrong babe?" Phil questioned kissing Dan on the lips "Oh I Don't know God Phil maybe its cuz I'm drunk as fuck and I just wanted to make a sex tape or maybe shove some hamster up that amazing ass of yours." Dan sighed once again "Maybe I could become famous by having a sex tape... Just like Kim K, to be honest Phil I wish that sex tape was with Kanye because then I might have been able to fap to that video you get me I always wanted to see kanyes dick. I bet it's amazing!" Phil looked at Dan and said "Eh my dick is more amazing, I AM Amazing Phil ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but okay?"
As the night ended Phil and Dan where cuddling as Dan could only imagine a sex tape of Kim and Kanye or maybe just a dick pic from Kanye. As Phil thought of how Dan wanted to see Kanye's dick when Phil had an amazing dick, and Phil himself was amazing why would he want to see Kanye's when Phil is the full package?
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I was trying to swap Dan and Phil's faces and that was the outcome pls forgive me(and my sins)~ jazzy
