My Babysitters Are Idiots // One Direction [Book 1: Idiot Series]

Chapter Two - Fuck Up

Mica.

I woke up at six the next morning. After trying -- and failing -- to fall back asleep, I turned to the one other option I had left in my time of boredom; write music.

It didn't take long to finish the song because of everything on my mind. I took the sheet of music downstairs and sat at my piano, beginning to play the first keys. The boys weren't up so it was all good.

"I wake up on the wrong side of my floor
My clothes still smell like the night before
Where am I?
Why am I talking to myself, self?
I'm like a fat-kid running through a candy store
Like an nympho surrounded by a bunch of whores
Why can't I just get control over myself, self?

I'm not trying to be a saint
I don't wanna be president someday
I'm just trying to make my way 
Yeah

I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
It ain't no ones fault but mine
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah 

So if you fuck up all the time
Let's all say

Oops my bad 
I never said
I'd ever get it right

La da da da da

My boyfriend told me that he wants a break
And that being with me is what turned him gay
What's with me?
Why does this happen all the time, time?
I'm like a blind man walking through a perfume shop
I'm like a black guy switching lanes infront of the cops 
Why can't I just get control over myself, self?

I'm not trying to be a saint
I don't wanna be president someday
I'm just trying to make my way
Yeah

I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
It ain't no ones fault but mine
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah

So if you fuck up all the time
Let's all say

Oops my bad 
I never said
I'd ever get it right

La da da da da

I'm just a bad luck charm
To blame when things go wrong
Been cursed since I was born
Maybe one day I'll change
For now all I can say
Yeah

I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah 
It ain't no ones fault but mine
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah 

So if you fuck up all the time 
Let's all say 

Oops my bad 
I never said
I'd ever get it right

Oops my bad 
I never said
I'd ever get it right

Oops my bad 
I never said
I'd ever get it right

Da da da da da da."

 "Did you write that?"

 The voice surprised me and abruptly, I spun around to see Harry leaning against the door frame.