Corruption

And everything goes BOOM

Chapter 1

"Luke, are you clear?"

"I'm clear boss."

"Bacon, you better be paying attention this time, I am not letting Pyro explode more things simply because you missed the explosion."

"That was one time boss. I said I was sorry for not paying attention."

"And I simply can't help it, explosions are my life. It's why I breathe. So if Bacon asks for me to blow something else up, I'm going to do it."

"Shut up Pyro, no one cares about your weird fetishes."

"Oh shut it Keet. Fires are my specialty."

"Every time we go out you two fight about Pyro and his obsession of fire. Give it a rest. Now everyone chime in when I say are you clear? Are you clear?"

"Yes boss." [Unison]

"Thank you, took you long enough. Light it up Pyro."

"Thought you'd never ask boss."

[BOOM]

"Oh how I love the smell of smoke and ashes in the evening."

"Stop taking your mask and helmet off idiot. It doesn't matter that heat and smoke don't hurt you, it's still against protocol. Boss will have your head."

"Whose head am I taking Luke? Do you know what, it doesn't matter. I'll take anyones head. But I really want Pyro's, simply because he added fireworks to the explosion. Again."

"Touching boss, really touching."

"Oh I try. Now let's go back to The Hub. Rhea should have dinner ready by now."

"Finally, I'm starving. Thought I was going to die back there."

"You're always hungry Bacon, and you really could have died back there."

"Oh shut it Iris. No one cares about your petty problems."

"Oh you're telling me to shut up. Well you..."

"Can't you two be quiet for once? I swear you'll be the death of me."

"Sorry boss."

"Alright troops. Rendezvous at the old abandoned warehouse on 55th and 13th."

"There are tons of old abandoned warehouses on 55th, and 13th. Do you mean the one on the corner that we destroyed a year ago? Or is it the other one we destroyed two years ago? Big difference boss."

"We have this argument every time Pyro. The one we always gather at. The one we destroyed two years ago on the corner. The old Syndicate uniform warehouse that Bacon almost died in."

"Little help with the Bacon almost died in it. He almost dies wherever we go. Even if it's walking out the front door."

"Hey!"

"Oh shut it Bacon, you know it's true. Your near death tendencies are quite remarkable. It should be your new power."

"Oh Luke, always so kind and considerate toward your fellow team members."

"Thank you boss, that means a lot."

"Why do all of you thank me when you know I'm being sarcastic? It's bloody annoying."