❝ ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS ❞

✧ holiday cooking.

"baking christmas cookies" & "holiday cooking with your hunny"

sorry if this chapter is too long but yaknow it's a cooking chapter pls

also im not so good at this daily update thing so pls bear with me and my laziness

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"But Luke!" Calum whined loudly, the sound echoing through the whole kitchen. "I don't wanna bake some stupid cookies!"

Luke rolled his eyes and opened a drawer, taking out two pairs of gauntlets and slamming them on the counter. "Well, guess what? We are baking some fucking cookies!"

Luke smiled sweetly at Calum, not even paying attention to what Calum was saying. He started humming a song under his breath as he started getting all the utensils he needed from different cabinets and drawers, holding back his laughter as Calum continued to whine behind him.

"Luke! Are you even listening to me?"

Luke giggled and turned on his laptop he brought earlier from his room, typing the password. "Not really."

Calum groaned in frustration, his thick eyebrows furrowing together and the corner of his lips turning down into a frown. "You're so mean! I don't understand why we have to bake some stupid–"

Luke rolled his eyes again and looked up to Calum, annoyed. "Look Calum, we are gonna bake twenty goddamn cookies. I swear to god if you don't stop complaining I will not let your dick anywhere near me for one month!"

He shoot another one of his winning-award smiles to Calum and typed 'how to bake some amazing cookies' in the search bar. He hoped Calum would help him with the cookies, because he, himself, knew he wasn't going to last one month without sex. He clicked on one of the links that popped up and clapped his hands together. When he looked up once again, Calum had an annoyed look on his face. He grinned. Bingo.

"Stop grinning, I'm in pain." Calum pouted and crossed his arms across his bare chest.

"That's why I'm grinning, idiot." Luke laughed and threw an apron to Calum's face. "Wear that, I don't need any distractions."

Calum huffed, but put in on anyways. The tan boy walked up to Luke, wrapping his arms around his waist from behind him and tugging his chin on his shoulder, looking at the screen. "What's the first step?"

Luke smiled. "Okay, so since we're gonna bake some bomb ass gingerbread cookies, first we'll need rolled out dough, which I did yesterday when you weren't home, so you'll just have to cut out 20 kids with the cutter."  He pointed to the dough laid out in the counter and nodded. 

Calum removed his head from Luke's neck and turned the blonde boy around from his waist. Calum raised an eyebrow, his hands still on Luke's waist. "'You'll?"

Luke nodded. "Yes, you'll. I'll make clothes for the kids with the dough left. They can't be naked, Calum."

Calum giggled and pinched Luke's cheeks. "You're such a cutie, you know that?"

Luke blushed, his cheeks tinting a dark shade of red. "Yes, I am aware. Now cut out those kids, please."

Calum tapped his chin as if he was deep in thought, before smiling cheekily at Luke. "Only if you give me a kiss."

Luke's face twisted, pretending to be disgusted. "Ew, no, nope." He shook his head. "Sorry, mate."

Calum pouted, fluttering his eyelashes. "Pretty please."

Luke rolled his eyes and let out a long dramatic sigh. "Fine. But just because I'm a good person, and I know how much you want to kiss me. I'm irresistible, I know."

Calum grins, and pulls Luke close by his waist, kissing him gently. He lifts the blonde boy a little from the ground, making him squeal into the kiss. Calum kisses the tip of Luke's nose before letting him go and start cutting out the kids.

After 10 minutes of Calum cutting out kids, they place them on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper and set them aside. With the remaining dough, Luke starts making the different patterned clothes with some of Calum's help.

"Look how cute this dress turned out! Calum!" Luke squealed and showed it to Calum, who just shook his head and laughed fondly at this boyfriend.

"Yeah, very pretty, babe. I like the polka dots."

Luke grinned and placed a kiss on Calum's cheek. "Thank you!"

After making enough clothes for the kids, Luke set out the first set of gingerbreads in front of him. "Okay, now we just have to dress them! Put place the clothes lightly, Calum, they will stick to the bodies when we bake the dough in the oven."

"Okay, okay." Calum rolled his eyes but he was secretly enjoying this. He obviously wasn't going to tell Luke, though.

After dressing the kids and creating strands of hair with a garlic press, Luke let them chill in the refrigerator for 10 minutes, before Calum helped him put them in the oven and let them there for 15 minutes. (Calum used that 15 minutes to suck 5 hickeys into the blonde boy's neck. No shame.)

After the 15 minutes had passed, they let them cool off before they started decorating them with sanding sugar, candy-coated chocolates and other sweets for the faces, buttons and jewelry; attaching with dabs of icing.

While Luke used some frosting to make the kid's smiles, Calum tried to draw a dick on Luke's cheek but failed since Luke noticed and hit him (very hard) with one of the gauntlets. Calum laughed and licked off the frosting from Luke's cheek.

"That's gross, Calum." The blonde boy wiped Calum's saliva from his cheek with the back of his hand.

Calum rolled his eyes. "Oh, please. You love my tongue, specially when it's on your–"

"Okay!" Luke put his hands up in defense, his blue eyes open wide. "That's enough, we get it. Jesus fucking Christ, Calum." Calum laughs and sticks his tongue out.

"What are we gonna do with all the remaining frosting, now? I thought we'd use it all." Luke pouts and squirms some on his finger, before sucking it off.

Calum smirks. "I think I may have an idea."

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smut coming soon yall horny asses

anyways i hope youve enjoyed this ugly butt chapter yay

go check out PanickingWithRoses christmas book if you haven't already !! she bomb love u hailey

and check out the hoe's (Hayden) ((caketopia )) christmas story too yay

ALSO THE BOYS WITH SWEATERS I AM D E A D

-- sophie who is dead