Purrfect Triangle

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Mrooke dared: I dare Dipper, to punch Bill in his little triangle face!

Kate: Guys! We got a dare!

Mabel: What is it?

Dipper: I have a feeling it involves me..

Kate: Well you're right, DippingSauce. You have to punch Bill in the face!

Dipper: P-punch Bill?

Mabel: Ya. Did I put stickers in your ears to make you deaf, or what?

Dipper: It's just.. He's a dream demon! He could do anything to me!

Kate: At least he won't possess you again though..

Dipper: That's a good point, I guess......

Mabel: Bill is up on the roof I think..

Dipper: Wait, do I have to go alone?

Kate: Yup.

❇Meanwhile...❇

Bill: Go on.

Ford: Uhm... *looks at chess board*

Bill: COME ON SIXER!!! WE'VE PLAYED THIS BEFORE!

Ford: I know, I know! I'm just planning strategy.

Bill: Quit the strategy, or your soul is mine in the next 30 seconds.

Ford: All right! *moves chess piece*

Bill: Hmm..

Ford: Well let's-

Dipper: *coming up ladder* BILL!

Bill: Oh snap! Sixer! Get out of here, quick!

Ford: But what about the-

Bill: Just go!!

Ford: *takes chess board into portal and leaves*

Dipper: *panting* That is such a long climb...

Bill: Pinetree, it's like 5 steps.

Dipper: W-well anyway...

Bill: Come on Pinetree! I've got stuff to do!

Dipper: ARGH! *tries to punch Bill's eye, but it reflects it and Dipper falls off the roof*

Bill: ...I guess I should save him, huh..

Dipper: I'D APPRECIATE IT!

Bill: Fine. *floats down beside Dipper and stops him falling*

Dipper: Uhm, t-thanks Bill..

Bill: Pinetree, that's the last time you try to hurt me.

Dipper: What are you going to do?

Bill: Nothing much. *snaps fingers*

Dipper: Bill! Why am I in a cat costume?

Bill: Because I feel like it. Unless you'd want worse..

Dipper: What's worse than this?

Bill: This. *snaps fingers again*

Dipper: Bill! I-I don't want this!

Bill: Too bad, now go back into the shack before I make it permanent.

Dipper: Urgh. *lifts up hat and touches cat ears* Oh my..

❇Meanwhile❇

Kate: He's taking a while, isn't he?

Mabel: Yup. I wonder if Bill did anything to-

Dipper: *walks upstairs*

Kate: Hey Dipdops!

Dipper: Hey..

Mabel: Did Bill do anything to you?

Dipper:....

Kate: I bet you that's a yes.

Dipper: No It's not!

Mabel: Hey DippingSauce, what's that behind you?

Dipper: N-Nothing! *tries to hide cat tail*

Kate: *beside Dipper* Hey Dipper..

Dipper: What!?

Kate: Boop. *pushes over his hat*

Dipper: Agh! Kate!

Mabel: *gasps* Dipper! Bill gave you cat ears and a tail?

Dipper: Uhm,... Yeah. *blushing*

Mabel: Nawwww!! *hugs Dipper*

Kate: Welp..

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Boop. C:

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