Drunk Trigonometry

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PrettyGirl1726 dared:I dare Bill to get drunk and act like a nine year old for a month.

Dipper:*laughing*

Mabel: WHAT IS IT?!!? *falls off bed*

Dipper: *chuckling* Read it.. *points to computer*

Mabel: *reads dare on computer* ISN'T THIS GOING TO BE ANNOYING??

Dipper:Wait.... It is.

Kate: Oh well, a dares a dare.

Mabel: BILL!!

Bill: *appears out of nowhere* Yellow?

Dipper: NOT THE PUNS. STOP.

Mabel: Dipper really hates puns...

Dipper: *grabs Bill and shoves him to the computer screen*

Bill: A dare... For me? *reads dare* Hm.. There's some problems with this dare.

Kate: Like what? *Stops looking at Sans fanart*

Bill: Well.. To get drunk I need a mouth.

Mabel: Oh... Right.

Dipper: Can't you just.... make yourself drunk?

Bill: True, but be warned. Your life is going to be hell.

Kate: I doubt that. *starts humming Megalovania*

Bill: WELL HEY THERE BABE

Dipper: *walks out*

Kate: Excuse me?

Bill: YOU HEARD ME

Kate: I AM NOT CUTE. I AM A TRASHY FANDOM TRASHCAN WHO ONLY RANTS ABOUT CARTOONS, MAKES EDITS OF CARTOONS AND YOUTUBERS, WATCHES YOUTUBE ALL DAY AND SITS ON SOCIAL MEDIA TALKING TO COMPLETE STRANGERS.

Bill: ....what's a fandom..?

Kate: *eye twitches*

Mabel: God, you really are six.

Kate: I'm gonna kill you.

Bill: What..?

Kate: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!! *leaps on Bill*

Bill: AUGH!!! HELP!!!!!!

Dipper: *opens door* Hey uh-...

Mabel: *Throwing computer*

Dipper: Okay bye *closes door*

One month later

Dipper: HELP.

Kate: DO YOU KNOW WHAT A FANDOM IS NOW!!?!!?!

Bill: Yes.

Kate: Really?

Bill: No.

Kate: *screams* I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR LEG

Bill: NOT AGAIN

Mabel: *slowly putting duct tape on computer*

Bill: *snaps fingers* Ah, back to nor- AHHH!!!!!!!

Kate: *trying to break his leg*

Mabel: *throws computer*

Dipper: Well that's enough of that. *turns off camera*

OK APOLOGIES FOR NOT POSTING ANYTHING IVE JUST BENN REALLY LAZY AND EMPTY OF IDEAS SO UHM HI IM BACK AND THANK YOU FOR 2K READS WHAT THE HECK

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 30, 2016 ⏰

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