PrettyGirl1726 dared:I dare Bill to get drunk and act like a nine year old for a month.
Dipper:*laughing*
Mabel: WHAT IS IT?!!? *falls off bed*
Dipper: *chuckling* Read it.. *points to computer*
Mabel: *reads dare on computer* ISN'T THIS GOING TO BE ANNOYING??
Dipper:Wait.... It is.
Kate: Oh well, a dares a dare.
Mabel: BILL!!
Bill: *appears out of nowhere* Yellow?
Dipper: NOT THE PUNS. STOP.
Mabel: Dipper really hates puns...
Dipper: *grabs Bill and shoves him to the computer screen*
Bill: A dare... For me? *reads dare* Hm.. There's some problems with this dare.
Kate: Like what? *Stops looking at Sans fanart*
Bill: Well.. To get drunk I need a mouth.
Mabel: Oh... Right.
Dipper: Can't you just.... make yourself drunk?
Bill: True, but be warned. Your life is going to be hell.
Kate: I doubt that. *starts humming Megalovania*
Bill: WELL HEY THERE BABE
Dipper: *walks out*
Kate: Excuse me?
Bill: YOU HEARD ME
Kate: I AM NOT CUTE. I AM A TRASHY FANDOM TRASHCAN WHO ONLY RANTS ABOUT CARTOONS, MAKES EDITS OF CARTOONS AND YOUTUBERS, WATCHES YOUTUBE ALL DAY AND SITS ON SOCIAL MEDIA TALKING TO COMPLETE STRANGERS.
Bill: ....what's a fandom..?
Kate: *eye twitches*
Mabel: God, you really are six.
Kate: I'm gonna kill you.
Bill: What..?
Kate: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!! *leaps on Bill*
Bill: AUGH!!! HELP!!!!!!
Dipper: *opens door* Hey uh-...
Mabel: *Throwing computer*
Dipper: Okay bye *closes door*
One month later
Dipper: HELP.
Kate: DO YOU KNOW WHAT A FANDOM IS NOW!!?!!?!
Bill: Yes.
Kate: Really?
Bill: No.
Kate: *screams* I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR LEG
Bill: NOT AGAIN
Mabel: *slowly putting duct tape on computer*
Bill: *snaps fingers* Ah, back to nor- AHHH!!!!!!!
Kate: *trying to break his leg*
Mabel: *throws computer*
Dipper: Well that's enough of that. *turns off camera*
OK APOLOGIES FOR NOT POSTING ANYTHING IVE JUST BENN REALLY LAZY AND EMPTY OF IDEAS SO UHM HI IM BACK AND THANK YOU FOR 2K READS WHAT THE HECK

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Gravity Falls Ask/Dare!
Random*May contain weirdness, awkwardness, otps, shipping, violence, blood and cuteness. Sooo... I've decided to do a Gravity Falls ask. At the moment, only Dipper, Bill, Meh and Mabel are available. I need to work on how the other characters act and stuf...