Deer Decoration

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ScarletMoon8 dared: Dipper, I dare you to Hang ornaments from your antlers, WITH Christmas lights too. (I feel so bad but not at the same time XD)

Dipper: Well you should feel bad!

Mabel: Dipper just shh.

Kate: *taking twigs out of hair* How many trees did you run into?

Dipper: I dunno. 20?

Kate: Ughhhh...

Bill: *tangled in Christmas lights* Help.

Mabel: Bill? What are you even doing?

Bill: Well I was getting lights ready for Pinetree.. Obviously.

Dipper: I'm going upstairs.

Kate: I wouldn't be so sure. *holding key*

Mabel: *tries to open door* Well the doors are locked Bro Bro.

Bill: Just to make sure.. *snaps fingers and chains appear on the door*

Dipper: Uhm..

Kate and Mabel: *walk slowly towards Dipper*

Dipper: Uh oh...

Mabel: *holds up Christmas lights* Get ready.

Kate and Mabel: *jump on Dipper*

Dipper:  *screams*

Ford: DIPPER!? *tries to open sitting room door*

Bill: *appears beside Ford with soda* Hey Sixer.

Ford: Bill? *points specialised gun at Bill* What have you done with Dipper?

Bill: Nothing really. Well if tangling him up in Christmas lights and hanging decorations on his new deer antlers means something to you... Well there.

Ford: . . . Deer antlers?

Bill: Don't act like you don't know Sixer. I mean you saw him kissing Kate when he was like that.

Ford: I guess... But why ornaments and Christmas lights?

Bill: Two things. One, It's Christmas. Two, it's a dare from someone.

Ford: *drinking tea* Sorry what were you saying?

Bill: Bye. *Disappears*

Ford: ...Heh. *reads Billdip fan fiction*

Bill: *reappears* What is that..?

Ford: UH NOTHING.

Bill: *takes book and reads some of it* ...

Ford: Come on it's a GREAT ship.

Bill: *Burns book and disappears*

Dipper: I look amazing.

Mabel: I knew you'd like it!

Kate: My eyes are burning.

Dipper: Mabel, why did you put a star on my head?

Mabel: Well you are nicknamed Pinetree after all!

Dipper: Well the dare is finished.

Mabel: Merry Christmas!

Bill: Ya filthy animals.

Kate: Quote quote Home Alone.

Bill: Somebody gets me.

MERRY CHRISTMAS ITS DEC 25th AS I'M TYPING SO WOO I GOT AN IPAD AIR. ALSO 800 READS NEARLY THANKS

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