Blossompie_lovegr dared: I dare Dipper to eat so much smile dip and Mabel Juice until he get's drunk and acts crazy and kisses everyone in Gravity Falls. Then he goes to jail with Gideon, Bill breaks him out and Dipper (still crazy) dances on Ford's head.
Mabel: WOOOOOOOOWWWW..... WE GOT A DARE!!!
Dipper: What is it? *walks over drinking Pitt Cola*
Mabel: See for yourself!
Dipper: Hm... *spits out drink* HOW DO THEY KNOW ALL OF THAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN!?!!!
Kate: I dunno. But get ready.
Dipper: But what if I don't want to-
Mabel: Andddddd..... 1000 bags of Smile Dip ordered!!!!
Kate: Well good luck Dipping Sauce! *knocks over Dipper's hat*
Dipper: UGH!
Mabel: I'll be downstairs making Mabel Juice!! *runs downstairs*
✴Later...✴
Kate: Alright Dipper! You ready?
Dipper: I-I guess...
Mabel: Here you go! *pushes a massive tub of Mabel Juice to Dipper*
Kate: AND..... *pours all 1000 bags of Smile Dip in the tub*
Dipper: How much sugar is that?!?!
Mabel: Who cares? Drink up!
Dipper: Alright.. *starts drinking tub*
Kate: Go go go!!
Mabel: Tell me when you start seeing giant yellow dogs with sugary paws!!
Kate: Wait.. What!?
❇Six Minutes Later❇
*tub is empty and Dipper is on the floor*
Mabel: DIPPER!?!
Kate: YO DIPPIN SAUCE!!!
❇Meanwhile in drunk Dipper land❇
Dipper: WEEEEE I'M ON THE MOON
Giant Sugary Dog: WOULD YOU LIKE TO LICK MY PAWS DIPPER?
Dipper: OH BOY DO I!!
❇Meanwhile in the real world❇
Dipper: *licking invisible dog paw* MMMMMMMM...
Mabel: Sugary dogs! Check! *ticks clipboard*
Dipper: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TIME FOR DIPPY KISSIES!!!! *gets up and runs out to town*
Mabel: WAIT DIPPER!! *tries to catch Dipper but falls*
Kate: Well I'll get my camera.
Mabel: *Has fishing net* LET'S GO!
✴At Town✴
Dipper: LOVE ME!! *Trying to kiss random guy*
Guy: EW WHAT GET OFF ME KID!! *pushing Dipper away*
Cops: HEY KID!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!
Dipper: BEING NORMAL!! *walks into pole*
Cops: ALRIGHT YOU'RE COMING WITH US!!!
Dipper: WAIT NO!!!!!! *gets dragged away*
*Mabel and Kate arrive*
Mabel: NO WAITTTT!!!!! *tries to chase police car*
Kate: *trying to interview Guy* SO HOW DID IT FEEL WHEN HE TRIED TO KISS YOU!?!! *Shoves camera in his face*
Guy: HORRIBLE! PUBERTY MUST HAVE WENT SOUTH FOR HIM.
Kate: NAH HE'S DRUNK ON SOME BANNED CANDY OK BYE! * walks away*
Guy: WAIT WHAT
Mabel: *Runs to Kate* KATE WE'VE GOTTA SAVE DIPPER!!!!!
Kate: But how!?!!!
*They both think*
Kate and Mabel: BILL!!!
✴At jail*
Cop: GET IN THERE! *throws Dipper in jail cell*
Dipper: WOOPS. *falls on floor*
???: Well well, well. Look who decided to drop into lil' old me..
Dipper: OH HEY RICH KID *kicks Gideon*
Gideon: *screeches* AGHHHHH!!! ARE YOU DRUNK OR SOMETHING?
Dipper: MAYBEEEEEE..... *winks awkwardly*
Gideon: HELP.
✴At the shack✴
Bill: So... You want me to break Pinetree out of jail?
Mabel: YEAH YOU TRIANGULAR CHESS OBSESSED NERD!!
Bill: I died a little bit inside.
Kate: Mabel please.
Bill: What do I get in return?
Kate: A game of chess?
Bill: DEAL! *Disappears*
✴Meanwhile in Dipper hell✴
Gideon: SOMEBODY HELP ME
Dipper: STOP YOUR SINS *falls off bed*
Bill: *appears* YO
Gideon: BILL YOU CAME BA-
Bill: NAH I didn't *takes dipper and disappears*
Gideon: NOOOOOOO
✴Back home✴
Mabel: Well Dipper's still crazy..
Dipper: *throwing forks at door* DIE
Kate: Uhm..
Ford: *sits down at table with tea* Yo
Mabel: WOW FORD I NEVER KNEW YOU DRANK TEA
Ford: SHHH
Dipper: ELLO ELLO ELLO *slaps Ford's shoulder*
Ford: Dipper?! W-what's wrong with you?
Mabel: HE'S DRUNK ON SOME BANNED CANDY OR SOMETHING
Ford: DRUNK? Wha-
Dipper: OH MY GOD IT'S BILL
Ford: WAIT WHERE
Dipper: THERE *points at dorito*
Ford: . . .
Dipper: WEEEEEEEEEE *jumps on Ford*
Ford: HELP *falls*
Dipper: *dances on Ford's head* I'M A TAP DANCER LET ME WASH YOUR SINS AWAY
Ford: That's it I'm leaving. *picks dipper up and leaves*
Mabel: *carries Dipper upstairs* Let's go.
Dipper: UNHAND ME
Kate: He'll be alright... I think.
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Gravity Falls Ask/Dare!
Random*May contain weirdness, awkwardness, otps, shipping, violence, blood and cuteness. Sooo... I've decided to do a Gravity Falls ask. At the moment, only Dipper, Bill, Meh and Mabel are available. I need to work on how the other characters act and stuf...
