Zodiac Short Stories

Turth Or Dare? #17

Me: "@DetectiveKM dares everyone to have a cook off, and everyone has to cook their representations. Aquarius, Gemini, Libra and Virgo will be the judges."

Gemini: "Hehe, I'm gonna pull a Gordon Ramsey..." *smirks*

Me: "Ok, I'm giving you all an hour starting..." *sets timer* "NOW!"

-- 1 hour later --

Me: "Aries gets to go first."

Aries: (mutters) "F**k my life..." *places plate of ram in front of judges*

Gemini: *tries first* *spits out* (in British accent) "WHAT THE BLIMEY HELL DID YOU FEED ME?! IT TASTES LIKE DOG FOOD!" *scoots plate to Virgo*

Virgo: *tries food* *makes weird face* *scoots plate to Libra*

Libra: *tries food* "I'm gonna barf..." *runs to bathroom*

Aquarius: *tries food* "I've honestly tasted worse."

Gemini:(with British accent)  "AIN'T NO BLOODY WAY!" (Normal) "From who?"

Aquarius: "Scorpio."

Scorpio: *glares at Aqua*

Me: "Next up is Taurus."

Taurus: *places plate of bull in front of judges* *bites lip nervously*

Gemini: *tries food* (British accent) "This was definitely better than dog food. Good job." *scoots food to Virgo*

Virgo: *tries food* *moans* "I want to marry this." *eats more*

Aquarius: "Hey, save some for me!" *grabs plate*

Virgo: *whimpers*

((Remember Libra's barfing in the bathroom!))

Aquarius: *tries food* "YUMMIDY YUM YUM YUM!"

Me: "Next up is Cancer."

Cancer: "Hope you like it! It's made with love!" *places plate of crab in front of judges*

Gemini: *tries food* (British) "This was bloody good. But nothing can beat Taurus' bull." *scoots plate to Virgo*

Virgo: *tries food* "I definitely agree with Gem." *scoots plate to Aqua*

Aquarius: *tries food* "Mmm, I like this." *eats more*

Me: *grabs plate from Aqua* "This is for tasting, not eating."

Aquarius: *pouts* *crosses arms*

Me: "Next up is Leo."

Leo: *places plate of lion in front of judges with swag* "Enjoy, bi**hes."

Gemini: *tries food* (British) "THE BLODDY HELL ARE YOU FEEDING ME?!" *scoots plate angrily to Virgo*

Virgo: *tries food* *makes weird face* "This is definitely...creative..." *scoots plate to Aquarius*

Libra: *comes back* *gasps* "I wanna try senpai's food!" *tries bite* (lies) "Wow... I love it."

Leo: "I knew you would." *winks*

Libra: *blushes* *heart melts* *scoots plate to Aquarius*

Aquarius: *tries food* "Yuck. That's all I have to say about this."

Leo: "F**k you b**ches. I know I'm perfect." *walks away with swag*

Libra: *sighs dreamily* "I love him/her..."

Everyone else: *rolls eyes*

Me: "Next up is Scorpio."

Aquarius: "Oh God."

Scorpio: *places plate of scorpions in front of judges* "Enjoy~"

Aquarius: (whispers to Virgo) "I think these are poisoned..."

Scorpio: *glares at Aqua*

Gemini: *tried food* (British) "This is bloody good!" *scoots plate to Virgo*

Virgo: *tries food* *scoffs* (to Aqua) "You thought his/her food was bad." *scoots plate to Libra*

Libra: *tries food* (to Aqua) "THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" *scoots food sassily to Aqua*

Aquarius: *rolls eyes* *tries food* "Ugh, yuck." *actually thought it was the most delicious thing he/she tasted*

Scorpio: *rolls eyes* "Whatever."

Me: "Next up is Sagi."

Sagittarius: *places plate of pig in front of judges* "....I couldn't cook an archer."

Gemini: *tries food* "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS?! GET THIS CRAP AWAY FROM ME!"

Virgo: *rolls eyes and grabs plate* *tries food* *makes weird face* "Your turn, Libra..." *scoots plate to Libra*

Libra: *almost takes bite* *stands up instead* "F**k this shit, I'm out." *walks away with swagger*

Aquarius: *shrugs* *tries food* "This is torture." *pushes plate away* "Are we almost done?"

Virgo: "Yeah, we're gonna get sick from sharing all this food."

Me: "Don't worry, there's only Capricorn and Pisces left. Cap, your up."

Capricorn: *places plate of goat in front of judges*

Gemini: *tries food* (normal accent) "I can't even." *scoots plate to Virgo*

Virgo: *tries food* *almost throws up* *scoots plate to Aquarius*

Aquarius: *tries food and gags*

Me: "Last one: Pisces."

Pisces: *places plate of fish in front of judges*

Gemini: *tries food* "This was actually good." *scoots plate to Virgo*

Virgo: *tries food* "Agreed." *scoots plate to Aqua*

Aquarius: *tries food* "Mmm, tasty." *looks at Pisces and smirks* "Just like you~"

Pisces: *blushes*

Scorpio: "Get your own girl/boy!" *glares at Aqua*

Me: "Anyway, that's all for now. Remember to comment or PM me questions or dares for the signs. Bye!"

All the signs: "Bye!"