Zodiac Short Stories

Truth Or Dare? #21

Me: "@Sarsters dares Scorpio to propose to Pisces."

Scorpio: *blushes deeply* *gets down on one knee* *pulls out ring he/she happened to have in his/her pocket* "Pisces, will you do me the honor of marrying me?"

Pisces: *blushes deeply* "Of course!" *hugs Scorpio*

Leo: (whispers to Gem) "Where the fudge did he/she get that ring from...?"

Scorpio: *puts ring on Pisces' finger*

Cancer: "So romantic..." *cries happily*

Pisces: *cries happily*

Leo: "The feels..." *tries not to cry happily*

Me: "@Sarsters dares Aquarius to convince Pisces that he/she is better for him/her in seven seconds, and if not, Scorpio gets to torture Aquarius."

Aquarius: *swallows loudly*

Me: *grabs timer* "Starting... NOW!"

Aquarius: (nervously) "Uh, uh, I can treat you so much better and I-I-- He/she-- I--"

Me: "TIME'S UP!" *stops timer* "So, Pisces, are you convinced?"

Everyone: *looks at Pisces*

Pisces: "...No, but I don't want him/her to get tortured!"

Me: "Scorpio, for the sake of your fiancé, will you please not torture Aqua?"

Scorpio: "I-I--" *sighs* "Fine... If I get to pinch him/her very quickly."

Me: *looks at Scorpio like he/she's insane* "Ok...?"

Scorpio: *pinches Aqua* *laughs manically*

Aquarius: "That didn't even hurt..."

Me: "Man, Scorpios are weird... That's why I love them. Anyway, @sodalover101314 dares Scorpio and Aquarius to kiss for one hour."

Scorpio and Aquarius: "HELL NO!!"

Me: *sighs* (mutters) "You signs are impossible to deal with..." (Normally) "What about a half an hour?"

Scorpio and Aquarius: *shakes head*

Me: "Twenty minutes?"

Scorpio and Aquarius: *shakes head*

Me: "Ten minutes?"

Scorpio and Aquarius: *shakes head*

Me: "ONE MINUTE, AND I SWEAR TO GOD, IF I SEE YOU SHAKE YOUR NEAD ONE MORE TIME--"

Scorpio and Aquarius: *kisses*

-- 1 minute later --

Scorpio and Aquarius: *pulls away*

Scorpio: "Yuck, I'm gonna wash my mouth." *runs to bathroom*

Aquarius: "Me too!" *runs to different bathroom*

Me: "SCORPIO, GET YOUR ASS BACK DOWN HERE! THERE'S A DARE FOR YOU!"

Scorpio: *comes back* "Jeez, calm down."

Me: "@Kokoro16 dares you and Sagittarius to pretend to date for five minutes."

Scorpio: *groans* "Fine!" *walks over to Sagi* *holds his/her hand*

Sagittarius: *blushes slightly*

Me: "@aestheticllama dares Aries to admit who crush is."

Aries: "Pfft. No one." *crosses arms*

Gemini: "No one believes that."

Aries: *blushes* "I don't have a crush, leave me alone!"

Me: "Fine, I'll say it for you. Aries likes Gemini and Aquarius."

Aries: *eyes widens* *blushes deeply*

Virgo: "Both??"

Me: "He/she's not the only one who likes two signs. Aquarius likes both Aries and Pisces."

Pisces: *blushes*

Scorpio: *growls*

Aquarius: *comes back* "So, whatcha talkin' about?"

Gemini: "How you like both Aries and Pisces."

Aquarius: *eyes widens* *blushes* "That's not true!"

Me: "Oh please, the author knows everything. Anyway, @DeniseSiah22 dares Aquarius to jump into a pool of scorpions, snakes, lizards and bugs."

Aquarius: "Yuck, that's gross!"

-- 30 minutes later --

Me: "I can't believe Aqua ended up in the hospital..."

Scorpio: *smiles widley*

Sagittarius: *looks at Scorpio* "Your getting great joy out of this, aren't you?"

Scorpio: *nods happily*

Sagittarius: "Well, it's been more than five minutes so get your hands away from me." *walks away with swag*

Scorpio: *rolls eyes*

Me: "@Sarsters dares everyone to have a fashion show with four judges, four contestants and four designers. Comment which sign you want to be what! And remember to comment or PM me questions or dares for the signs. Bye!"

All the signs: "Bye!"