Kate: Hi and welcome back! Before we start, just a quick reminder that Capricorn still has to be evil for 10 more days. @blossxmdust dares Aquarius to TP a neighbor's house.
Aquarius: *TPs Scorpio's house* hehe
Kate: @blossxmdust also dares all the signs to say who they ship
Aries: Cancer x Leo
Taurus: me x my bed
Gemini: Virgo x book x Capricorn (you know, the one they made out with? XD)
Cancer: Definitely Scorisces :3
Leo: Aquarius x Scorpio huehue >:3
Virgo: Libra x Sagittarius
Libra: Scorisces <3
Scorpio: Scorisces of course
Sagittarius: Aries x Gemini
Capricorn: Aries x Cancer
Aquarius: Taurus x Capricorn
Pisces: 100% Lemini/Geo
Kate: I still ship Scorisces!! X3
Gemini: No one asked you .-.
Kate: Do I look like I care? :/ Anyway, @blossxmdust also dares Aries and Scorpio to buy each other's outfits
-- a few minutes later --
Aries: *ballerina outfit*
Scorpio: *Easter bunny costume* :(
Kate: *takes picture* Anyway, Arcangel9821 dares Aries to steal from a bank with two other Zodiacs of his choice
Aries: *pulls Aquarius and Virgo with him/her to bank* *somehow manages to sneak in* *finds vault*
Aquarius: *whispers* What the hell is the password??
Aries: I don't know!
Virgo: *types "idk"*
Vault: *opens*
Aries: ...oh
Aries, Virgo & Aquarius: *steals money* *gets caught and thrown in jail*
-- later --
Cancer: Pfft, amateurs
Pisces: That remark concerns me
Kate: Anygay, @dragonlady46 dares Taurus to kiss Virgo
Taurus: *wakes up* huh wait what--
Libra: *smashes Taurus & Virgo's faces together* There, next dare! :D
Kate: @DJ_SENPAI_BU dares Scorpio to seduce Aries
Scorpio: Pah-lease, I'm the master of seducing ;) *leans on wall* *falls*
Aries: It's ok buddy *pats*
Scorpio: I wish I was toilet paper, so I could touch your butt~ *winks*
(THE SADDEST PART IS THE FACT THAT I WOULD ACTUALLY USE THAT ON SOMEONE--)
Aries: *pats* It's ok buddy, you tried :')
Scorpio: *sulks* My pick-up lines usually work...
Kate: @Fandomnerdforever dares Cancer to act like Leo
Cancer: easy *grabs mirror* Oh my God I'm so glamorous~
(IM DYING, I WROTE *grabs myself* AT FIRST AND I DUNNO WHY I DID THAT BUT IT SOUNDS SO WRONG)
Leo: That hurts... ;-; *looks down sadly*
Gemini: *hugs Leo* How dare you hurt my precious baby?! *^*
Kate: @Fandomnerdforever also dares Cancer to kiss their crush. Actually though, you guys can just comment here who you want Cancer's crush to be, and whichever sign gets the most votes, Cancer has to kiss in the next chapter :3
Kate: Anygay, Plucifer asks Pisces if (s)he's ever watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventures
Pisces: No, should I? (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
Kate: @Rajana669 dares Cancer to make out with someone. I guess (s)he'll just make out with whichever sign gets the most votes in the next chapter too? Anygay, that's all for now. Until next time~
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Zodiac Short Stories
FanfictionFeaturing Aries, Taurus, Gem-- Let's just face it, you already know the zodiacs! If you love the zodiacs as much as I do, this is the place to go! Feel free to spam me with requests, 'cause my requests are always open! THIS CONTAINS: • s...
