Me: To start this off, @Daten_shi_ dares Cutie to admit his/her love for the... cow...
Cutie: Who's "the cow"?
Leo: It's definitely not me! I'm to beautiful for that! It's obviously Taur Taur!
Taur Taur: Hey, that's offensive! *gets back rubbed by Cancer*
Gemini: Besides, we all agreed that Taur Taur was the pig. *gets hit in head by Aries*
Taur Taur: I didn't.
Gemini: That's because you weren't here! *gets hit in head by Aries again* Ow!
Aries: Shut your mouth, you idiot!
Taur Taur: So you all call me a pig behind my back??
Leo: Well, yeah, basically.
Cancer: I don't! *hugs Taur Taur* Besides, Leo has a nickname, too. *gets hit in head by Aries* Ow... *tears up*
Aries: Can none of you just shut your mouth?!?!
Leo: Wait, what do you guys call me?!
Gemini: *shrugs nonchalantly* Toad. (FRANCE)
Leo: WHA--
Me: Let's move on, shall we?! @Daten_shi_ also dares Aries to slap Scorpio.
Scorpio: Wha-- Whyyyy??
Aries: Kolkolkol, I'm gonna have fun with this~! *cracks fingers* (Become one with Russia, da?)
*Aries slaps Scorpio*
Scorpio: Hmm. That actually didn't hurt, like, at all.
Aries: *slaps again, but harder*
Scorpio: *shrugs* I don't feel any different.
Aries: Wha-- How?!
Scorpio: Now, this is how you slap. *slaps Aries*
Aries: *falls to the ground with a bright red handmark on cheek*
Pisces: *drools* That was so hot... I-I mean--! *slaps hand over mouth and blushes*
Scorpio: *smirks*
Me: *wipes drool* Anyway, @Sparklaxy dares Aquarius to meet Aquaman. Um... Who's Aquaman??
Taur Taur: Everyone's least favorite DC superhero.
Me: And where can we find him?
Libra: Oh, look! *points out window* There he is now!
*Aquarius runs out in basically superspeed, but comes back 15 seconds later angrily*
Aquarius: What a douche! He called me a copycat fangirl/boy because of my name! Rude!
Sagittarius: What did you say then?
Aquarius: I told him to f**k off and showed him the middle finger before walking away.
Sagittarius: Awesome. *high-fives Aquarius*
Me: @Neonpegasus44 dares Leo and Virgo to kiss.
Leo: Pfft, that's not hard!
*Dark purple aura surrounds Capricorn*
Leo: *gulps* *shivers* I change my mind...
Cutie: *rolls eyes* *kisses Leo*
Capricorn: *purple aura intensifies*
Leo: *frantically waves around a white flag* (I've watched too much Hetalia...)
Me: seehumisawesome dares Aquarius and Aries to get together.
Aries: Fine, whatever. *actually blushing*
Me: @Flame103 dares Aquarius to dare the signs to kiss their crush on the lips.
Aquarius: Ohonhonhon~! You may start now~!
*Scorpio and Pisces instantly start making out*
Me: *clears my throat awkwardly* We get it guys, y-you can stop making out now.
*Taur Taur pulls Cancer in for a kiss, who instantly kisses back*
*Libra leans in to kiss Leo, who moved, causing Libra to kiss Sagittarius. Sagittarius instantly kissed back, so Libra decided to go with it, causing Leo to get slightly jealous*
*Gemini kisses Leo since he/she was obviously feeling left out, and Leo decided to kiss back to make Libra jealous*
*Capricorn kisses Cutie shyly, who stood there awkwardly, unsure of what to do*
*Everyone looks over at Aries after their done kissing*
Aries: *raises eyebrow* What?
Me: You have to kiss your crush, too.
Aries: *blushes* No I do not! I don't have to do anything Reader-Chan tells me!
Leo: *coughs* Coward. *coughs*
Aries: I'm not a coward!
Gemini: Then kiss your crush!
Aries: *grumbles angrily as blush darkens* *kisses Aquarius*
Aquarius: *eyes widen and he/she stiffens, unsure of what to do before kisses back*
Me: Well, that's all for now. Don't forget to comment or PM me dares or questions for the signs. Until next time, bye bye~!
All the signs: Bye~!
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Zodiac Short Stories
FanfictionFeaturing Aries, Taurus, Gem-- Let's just face it, you already know the zodiacs! If you love the zodiacs as much as I do, this is the place to go! Feel free to spam me with requests, 'cause my requests are always open! THIS CONTAINS: • s...
