A/N: I wrote down the questions/dares a long time ago, so if your username has changed since then and I write your old user, just tell me and I'll change it (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
Me: @ThePigWhoWrites dares everyone to make Capricorn cry. But first, Gemini has to slap Pisces.
Pisces: *winces*
Me: Twice.
Pisces: *winces louder*
Gemini: MUHAHA~! *slaps Pisces twice* I could totally get used to this
Me: Anyway, time for everyone to make Capricorn cry.
Aries: Marco
Gemini: Yukine
Sagittarius: Levi
Leo: *snickers* Yo mama...
Gemini: lmao *high fives Leo*
Cancer: Alois
Pisces: Hide
Taurus: Holy Roman Empire
Capricorn: Really? You expect me to cry over stupid anime characters--
Libra: KANEKI
Capricorn: *eyes water, whimpers* That poor, poor boy... *sniffs* He's been through so much crap... *a single tear runs down cheek*
Libra: *whips away tear* I know...
Me: @Shadowkatana77777 dares Libra to assassinate one of the other signs in the most amusing way by herself.
Leo: Ooh, pick me, pick me! ^^
Libra: *smirks evilly* I'm gonna need a tub of melted chocolate...!
-- 20 minutes later --
*Libra and Leo comes back, Leo's covered in melted chocolate*
Leo: Heh, I'm lucky I can't die
Virgo: Wouldn't you like to wash off?
Leo: It's melted chocolate, why the heck would I want to wash that off?
Libra: *licks Leo's cheek*
Taurus: *licks Leo's hand*
Cancer: *licks Leo's clothes*
Leo: Wtf I'm not an all-you-can-eat buffet, get off me!! *pushes off the signs*
Me: @Neonpegasus44 dares Virgo and Leo to get together
Virgo, Leo: *doesn't really care*
Me: @Marien111 dares Sagittarius to jump into a pool full of sweets with his/her crush
Sagittarius: Yay~! *grabs Libra's hand* Let's go, sweetie~! *dives into pool with Libra*
Libra: *is confused but goes along with it*
Leo: *fumes*
Aries: You can't be jealous Leo, you have a boy/girlfriend XD
Leo: *blushes, crosses arms* Pfft, I'm not jealous *looks away*
Gemini: Sure
Me: @_Penguins_1996_ dares Scorpio and Pisces to get back together
Pisces: Aren't we already? (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
Me: Heck if I knew, I haven't read through these chapters in forever...
Aries: Wait what? Chapters??
Virgo: Nice going, Kate -_-"
Me: Ehe, anyway, Pisces and Scorpio are officially a couple, whether or not they were from before XD @Lance_Blackhawk7 dares Cancer to tell all the signs what he/she thinks about each individual one of them
Cancer: Ooh, ok! I think Aries has some anger issues, but he/she means well ^^
Aries: Oh, wow, thanks, I wasn't expecting anything nice
Cancer: Taurus is my little cinnamon roll~ ^w^
Taurus: *blushes* I'm not a cinnamon roll...
Cancer: Gemini is an adorable spawn of Satan that I ship with Leo--
Gemini & Leo: ....what *blushes lightly*
Cancer: I think Leo is actually really insecure even though he/she seems confident
Leo: N-no, pfft...
Cancer: Virgo is super funny--
Virgo: Funny? ...Are you sure?
Cancer: Libra is so sweet~
Leo & Sagittarius: *daydreams* I know... *glares at each other*
Cancer: Scorpio is on my good side as long as he/she doesn't hurt my precious Pisces, Sagittarius is so optimistic and fun to be around, I feel bad for Capricorn 'cause he/she keeps getting friendzoned--
Capricorn: Pfft, no... *daydreams about Virgo*
Cancer: Aquarius is so awesome--
Aquarius: *turns to Scorpio* HA!! Told ya!!
Scorpio: *rolls eyes*
Cancer: And Pisces is my precious little cinnamon roll~ ^w^ Hurt him/her and you'll have to deal with me *dark aura appears*
Me: Anyway, that's all we have time for now. If you have any questions or dares for the signs, let me know. Until next time, bye~
All signs: Bye~!
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FanficFeaturing Aries, Taurus, Gem-- Let's just face it, you already know the zodiacs! If you love the zodiacs as much as I do, this is the place to go! Feel free to spam me with requests, 'cause my requests are always open! THIS CONTAINS: • s...
