Zodiac Short Stories

Truth Or Dare? #32

Me: @MakaylalsDeeBomb dares Leo to be locked in a closet with the person he/she hates and his/her crush.

Leo: LEVI-SENPAI!

Me: Real people, Leo.

Leo: Hey, it's not like any of us are real, either! *gets glared at by me and sighs* Fine... But the person I hate is my crush...!

Gemini: Don't just leave us hanging! Tell us who it is, bro! (Gemini calls Leo "bro" despite his/her gender, for all you girl Leos!)

Leo: ...Libra...

Libra: I feel flattered and insulted at the same time.

*Libra and Leo is pushed into closet*

Leo: (yells from closet) So, how long do we have to be in here?

Me: Just stay in there for the whole chapter. It's not like anyone misses you two anyway.

Libra: Hey, that was mean.

Aries: It's the truth, though.

Leo: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!

Gemini: Don't worry, Leo-bro! I miss you! And we all know Sagittarius misses Libra!

Sagittarius: *blushes* Do not!

Me: Anyway, for this next dare, I'm gonna need Aries, Gemini, Aquarius and Pisces. Everyone else, OUT!

Everyone else: *scrambles out, scared for their lives, except for Leo and Libra, who everyone forgot was still locked inside the closet*

Me: @Scorisces_Picserius dares Aries, Gemini and Aquarius to make Scorpio so jealous that he/she'll unleash the demon within him/her.

Pisces: So why am I here?

Me: The only way we can get him/her jealous is if your involved.

Pisces: *blushes slightly* O-ok...

Me: EVERYONE, GET YOUR SORRY ASSES BACK IN HERE!

Everyone else: *scrambles back inside, still scared for their lives*

Gemini: O-M-G, Pisces, has anyone ever told you how beautiful your hair is? *starts playing with Pisces' hair*

Aquarius: Everything about my beautiful boy/girlfriend is beautiful~! *kisses Pisces' hand while smirking*

Aries: Uh... Yeah... *awkwardly stands there, unsure of what to do*

Scorpio: *eye twitches in anger*

Aquarius: *realizes there's only one thing left to do...* *puts hands on each of Pisces' face and brings him/her in for a steamy kiss*

Scorpio: GET YOU *BLEEPITY* *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEEEEEP* HANDS OFF HER, YOU F*CKER! *goes into super-psycho mode*

Pisces: *is currently trying his/her best to fix his/her nosebleed*

Me: ......Anyway, @Matilda_S dares Scorpio and Pisces to get back together, and go on a double date with Cancer and Taurus.

Aquarius: *looks at Pisces sadly* I guess we're not together anymore, huh...?

Scorpio: Lol, nope.

Aquarius: I WASN'T ASKING YOU!

Scorpio: I don't have time for this. *smirks at Pisces* I have a date to get to.

-- THREE HOURS LATER --

Gemini: Damn, what took you all so long?

Cancer: Taurus couldn't decide on which restaurant to go to.

Taurus: *chewing on a hamburger* We went with McDonalds!

Leo: (from closet) IS THAT FOOD I SMELL?!

Taurus: Uh, yeah, why?

Gemini: They've sorta been locked up in the closet for-- *is cut off by Libra*

Libra: (very fast) Three hours, 26 minutes and 32 seconds! ... I might be going crazy...

Me: Anyway, @Scorisces_Picsarius dares Scorpio to d-- Never mind, we don't have to do this one. *laughs nervously*

Aries: Yes we do, tell us what it is!

Me: *gulps* @Scorisces_Picsarius dares Scorpio to date Author-Chan for two chapters... *blushes*

Scorpio: (sadly) Does that mean I have to break up with Pisces...?

Me: I ain't lettin' ma boy/girlfriend date me and someone else!

Scorpio: Ok...

Me: A-anyway, @Scorisces_Picsarius asks Aries: "How are you reacting to the ship Piscarius?"

Aries: Is that Pisces and Aquarius?

Me: I think so...

Aries: *crosses arms* It's not like I care... *blushes slightly*

Leo: We all know you have a thing for Aquarius, don't deny it!

Aries: *blushes deeply* I answered your stupid question, now go on!

Me: Sheesh, take a chill pill... @PrincessElisha9 dares Pisces, Aquarius and Scorpio to tell us what happened in the bathroom.

Scorpio: I was awkward... Very awkward... At least after Aquarius came along.

Sagittarius: So it was fine with just you and Pisces~? *wiggles eyebrows*

*Scorpio and Pisces blushes*

Scorpio: Y-yeah...

Gemini: I need details~! *smirks*

Scorpio: *blush darkens* W-we didn't d-do anything!

Sagittarius: You sure about that~?

Scorpio: S-STOP ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS! YOUR STRESSING ME OUT! *hyperventilates*

Me: Aqua's being awfully quiet~...

*Everyone looks over at Aquarius*

Aquarius: I've seen things I can never unsee... That's all I can say...

*Everyone looks over at Pisces*

Pisces: W-why is everyone looking at me...?

Gemini: You know very well why. *wiggles eyebrows with Sagittarius*

Pisces: *blushes* W-we didn't do anything!

Me: Everyone lay off of my boy/girlfriend's ex! *rubs Pisces' back* Anyway, that's all for now. Don't forget to comment or PM me questions or dares for the signs. Until next time, bye bye~!

All the signs: Bye bye~!

Leo: FREEDOM!