Reminder: None of the Zodiacs have genders here!
Warning: Swearing ahead~!
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Pisces: Hello, beautiful reader~! I'll be taking over for Kate today!
Virgo: Wait, why do you get to be in charge?
Pisces: Because Kate's a Piscean
Virgo: That's not fair. Everyone knows Virgos are better leaders.
Capricorn: Uh, you mean Capricorns?
Aries: Bullshit. I'm the first zodiac, so I should be in charge!
Aquarius: Well I'm the oldest!
Leo: I'm the best!
Gemini: I'm better!
Everyone: *bickers*
Cancer: EVERYONE, SHUT UP
*silence*
Cancer: IT'S SUMMER, WHICH MEANS RELAXING, NOT BICKERING! Plus it's Cancer season, SO BOW DOWN, BITCHES
Pisces: *trembles* .... I-I think Cancer s-should be in c-c-charge...
Everyone: *fearfully agrees*
Cancer: *smirks at zodiacs before turning towards you* Anyway, we just wanted to wish you all a happy summer!
Virgo: And that--
Cancer: I'M GETTING TO IT. *smiles at you* Kate wanted me to tell you that she's off from school now, and that she has more time for updating now.
Capricorn: And--
Cancer: I'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL. *smiles at you again* And, she'd love more requests, storylines and ideas!
Leo: Ca--
Cancer: WHOEVER INTERRUPTS ME NEXT, DIES *dark aura surrounding him/her*
Leo: Like, chill, yo. I was just gonna ask if I can use the bathroom...
Cancer: *sighs* Fine, go ahead...
Leo: Thankies~! *flips hair as he/she walks away*
Sagittarius: Your still forgetting--
Cancer: *grabs Sagittarius' neck* Think long and hard... Am I forgetting something? Am I? *grins crazily*
Sagittarius: *shakes head fearfully* N-no...!
Cancer: *smiles* Good. *lets go* Anyway, Kate's also wondering if anyone has any questions for the Q & A? She thinks that's a great way for you guys to get to know her better, but she won't do it if she doesn't get enough questions. *turns towards Virgo and Capricorn* *dark aura surrounds him/her* Am I forgetting anything~? *grins*
Virgo: Well--
Capricorn: *slaps hand over Virgo's mouth fearfully*
Cancer: What was that? *steps towards Virgo and Capricorn*
Taurus: Cancer, come on, leave them alone.
Cancer: *dark aura disappears* *smiles* Ok! *latches onto Taurus' arm and cuddles*
*silence*
Aries: Does anyone else think Scorpio is being too quiet?
Scorpio: I'm planning Aquarius' death.
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Zodiac Short Stories
FanfictionFeaturing Aries, Taurus, Gem-- Let's just face it, you already know the zodiacs! If you love the zodiacs as much as I do, this is the place to go! Feel free to spam me with requests, 'cause my requests are always open! THIS CONTAINS: • s...
