Quick not before we start! I'm sorry for not updating this part sooner, but I'm still planning out the hole fashion show thing. I'm probably gonna make a chapter just for that. But it'll be a little hard, 'cause I can't decide what they're gonna were since they don't have genders! Anyway, TO THE QUESTIONS AND DARES!
Me: "DeniseSiah22 dares Scorpio to summon demons to haunt Aquarius."
Scorpio: *smirks widely*
Aquarius: *sighs* "There's officially a war between the Scorpios and Aquas..."
-- two minutes later --
Demon 1 and 2: *giggling* *poking Aquarius*
Aquarius: *sighs loudly in annoyance*
Me: "@Sarcastic_moron dares Scorpio to make out with Aquarius."
Scorpio and Aquarius: "WHAT?!?!"
Gemini: *points at Scorpio and Aquarius* *laughs loudly*
Scorpio: "There is no way I'm touching that ghoul!"
Aquarius: "There is no way I'm touching that demon!"
Demon 1 and 2: *gasps*
Aquarius: (to demons) "No offense."
Demon 1 and 2: *shrugs* *continues poking Aquarius*
Aquarius: *sighs* (to me) "How long?"
Me: "Well, I don't wanna be mean, but I can't let you two get away from this. So....two minutes."
Scorpio: "PLEASE, IM BEGGING YOU!"
Me: "FINE! One minute. No less!"
Scorpio and Aquarius: *glares at each other*
-- one minute later --
Aquarius: "I'm gonna go wash my mouth!" *runs to bathroom* "WITH SOAP!"
Scorpio: "Me too!" *about to run away*
Me: "Not so fast, Scorp. The next question's for you."
Scorpio: *pouts* *crosses arms*
Me: "@Sarsters asks: would you marry Pisces if you could?"
Scorpio: "Of course!"
Pisces: *blushes* *looks away shyly*
Cancer: "Aw, how cute!!"
Me: "@Zodiacs_forever dares Cancer to act like his/her spirit animal."
Cancer: "You mean like a crab?"
Me: *shrugs*
Cancer: "How do I do that?"
Aries: "Just get on the floor or something."
Cancer: *gets on all fours on the floor* "For how long?"
Me: "Let's just say the rest of the chapter."
Cancer: *shrugs*
Me: "@MA_kitty dares Aquarius to push Aries off a cliff with a parachute."
Aries: (whines) "Whyyyyyy...?"
Leo: "AQUARIUS, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!"
-- 30 minutes later because I have no idea how to write the rest and I'm lazy --
Aries: "That was kinda fun. It probably would've been funner if the parachute had worked."
Me: "@Sarsters asks Aquarius: do you like Pisces?"
Aquarius: *crosses arms* "Of course I like her! Who doesn't?" *blushes slightly*
Virgo: *rolls eyes* "Do you like-like her?"
Aquarius: *blushes more* "What?! Pfft, no." *looks away*
Leo: "No one believes that."
Aries: *glares jealously at Pisces*
Scorpio: *glares angrily at Aquarius* *pulls Pisces closer* "Mine."
Me: *sighs* (mutters) "So much drama..." (normally) "@FreakyTroll910 dares all the signs to play hide and seek in the woods."
All the signs except Cancer: *groans loudly*
-- ten minutes later --
Aries: "That was so boooooooring!"
Gemini: "Tell me about it!"
Cancer: "I thought it was fun!" *smiles widely*
Capricorn: "Well you didn't have to count every single time!"
Me: "Is Cancer really the only one that had fun?"
Everyone else except Cancer: "YES!"
Me: "Anyway, DeniseSiah22 dares Capricorn to say some funny jokes to get the readers cracking."
Capricorn: "But I don't know any jokes..." *clears throat* "Old people at wedding always poke me and say 'your next', so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
Everyone: *bursts out laughing*
Capricorn: "A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis" and the wife fell on the ground laughing because on the screen it said, "Error. Not long enough."
((Sorry, I had to do that!)
Everyone: *falls to the ground laughing*
Capricorn: "And that's all I know."
Me: *trying to stop laughing.* "That was--" *giggle* "--funny enough." *wipes tear* "Phew. Anyway, feel free to comment or PM me questions or dares for the signs. And another thing, comment your favorite jokes! Bye!"
All the signs: "Bye!"
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