[{Hetalia Crack~}]

Sealand....STAHP.~

Sealand: They said I could be anything so I....

Sealand dances on a pole

Became a stripper!

~omfg this is not my original idea...this idea goes to its original owner. Please....don't hurt me I love Sealand in all but u thought this was to funny Not to include!!~

Finland: Hey, Sealand listen to your mother and get off that pole!!

Sweden: That's my son...

Sealand: Noo!! Never!! Daddy said I could be anything~!!

Finland turns to Sweden

Finland: Is that true honey?

Sweden: Yes, wife.

England: Bloody hell! What have you done to him!?

Sealand: Hello there, jerk England!! Your eyebrows look more thicker than most days.

~BUUUURRRRN!!! Sealand owned YOU Iggy!!~

England: What the hell are you doing!? What kind of parents are you!?

Finland: Well...it's Sweden's fault.

Sweden: Wife, I told Peter that he can be anything and he did what he did.

Finland: AND HE BECAME A STRIPPER!?

Sweden: Yes.

Finland: ....but he's 10!!

Sweden: Your point being?

Finland: TEN. He's to young to be doing that stuff!!

Sweden: Oh.

Finland: Yeah!! You are his father and you should be teaching your son good things not bad things like this!!

Sealand: keeps dancing on the pole

~Sealand staaapp!!! Omg I was bored so I wrote this okay? This is not my idea...so I hoped you still enjoyed! Baii!!~