Me: OH ME GERD.
Friend: What?
Me: LOOK AT AMERICA'S EYES.
Friend: Yeah...what about them?
Me: AMERICA HAS F*CKING STARS IN HIS EYES.
Friend: Yeah...so?
Me: STARS.
Hetalian friend: god bless America.
Me: THE STARS ARE NIGHT
ARE BIG AND BRIGHT.
Hetalian friend: DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS.
Friend: Uh...I'll just be going now...
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[{Hetalia Crack~}]
FanfictionRandom story of~ Hetalia craked ships~ Weird Hetalia~ Okay just random in general fan fiction~ This is what happens when I'm bored and....Hetalia is drunk. (0-0")
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