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Poland and Donald~

Hey kids! Another story time toooodayyy!!

"Really? What is it??"

It's a story of how Poland banned Donald Duck from his country!

"WHATT!? Hooow!? Is this tru?"

Hell yeah! Every story I tell is true. Now shut up and listen!!

"Oh- ookay."

Okay now let's get on with it.

Once upon a time Poland met Donald Duck. Poland was a man that was always get so jealous that people get to be more fabulous than him. (He's even jealous of France~) So when Poland met Donald Duck he realized that he was more fabulous because he had no pants on-

"Wait...so you're trying to tell me that all of this happened because Donald didn't have pa-"

Shut up!! Now! Let's get on with the story before I was rudely interrupted!!

And because Donald didn't have pants, Poland got jealous. And because Donald was Disney he marched up to Walt Disney studios and demanded him to get banned. He said, "Okay like bro I need Donald Duck out of my country like right now...and that's a freaking order!!" And he left. The next day Donald Duck was banned from Poland for life. "There!" He said, "Now no one will ever be more fabulous than me!" He turned around and saw Donald and said, "Donald, like I'm jealous and I'm like banning you from my country because I'm jealous so like bai~!!" And waved with a smirk.
THE END.

"Pffft! No way that's true!! Everyone loves Donald Duck!! I'm not believing it!!"

Well I'm telling you...that whole story is true!! Google it!! ((Don't Google it guys...))

"Fine! I will!!"

Yeah!

~Bored...so I made this well I HEARD Donald got banned from Poland but I'm not really sure...~