[{Hetalia Crack~}]

Japan~

~This chapter is dedicated to my friend, Asahina_Maroon. She always votes for my stories and I'm really happy that she likes them!! :3 I hope you enjoy this one!~

Me: Hey Japan!! Try this~!! *Gives Japan a 'Japan'ana*

~lol sea what I did there?? :D
....I'll stop now. XD~

Japan: What is this?

Me: A Japanana!!

Japanana: Herro.

Japan: HORRY SHEET IT TALKS!!!

Me: Yup!

Japan: YOU MUST DIE FROM MY ANIME POWERS YOU DEMON. summons the galaxy like this gif

Me: Nooo!! Don't hurt poor, Japanana!!

~Omfg I should really just stop now with these horrible puns!! XD lol~

Japan: ....STOP IT!!

Me: NO! It's my beautiful baby...

Japanana: I ruve you, Ortensia.

Japan: What the hell is that!? Are you dating that thing!?

Me: Yes...
I SEE YOU. "OrtensiaJR x Japanana" YOU WRITIN' A FANFIC RIGHT NOW.

~Omg I just broke the 4th wall but who cares... XD~

Japan: Who are you even talking to?

Me: The audience~

~omfg I'm DONE. I'm a freaking DONE. Puns are over!! XD~