[{Hetalia Crack~}]

Russia x Vodka~

~Here's another Hetalia cracked ship for you guys!! :3 Enjoy~

"Hey, Russia!" Asked the anyomus person that I dare not speak the name. ~*cough* Fangirl *cough*~

"I have a question."

"Da?" Russia asked.

"Who's your senpai~?" Asked the anyomus person.

Russia looked back and forth. And then he met eyes on it.

His true love when he was young.
He heard her say, "Seeenpaii~"

"Vodka." Russia said,"Senpaii~ become one, da?"

The girl froze. She twitched. She started to get angry. ~*cough cough* Belarus *cough cough*~

The girl got her hand ready to call Belarus.

He knew what she was going to do.

"Oh god. Please don't call her!! I beg you!! She'll take my senpai away!!"

"Well, say you love me!" She said.

"Nooo!! It will brake, vodka~senpai's heart!!" Russia cried.

"Seeeenpaiiii~" the Vodka said.

"SeeeeEEEENNNNPAIIIIII~" Vodka started to get louder.

"Okay that's it. I'm CALLING BELA-"

"SHHHHUT UUUPPP!!! YOU'LL CALL HER!!" Russia covered her mouth before she said her name.

But it was to late.

"BIIIIG BRATHERRR~" Belarus said with a scary voice.

Russia grabbed Vodka~senpai and started to run.

"BECOME ONE BIG BRATHER....BECOME OOOONEEEE!!!!" She ran after the fearful Russian.

"NOOOO!! GO AWAY!! YOU WILL NEVER HURT VODKA~SENPAIII!!!" The Russian screamed.

"MAAARRY MEEEEEEE!!!" Belarus seemed closer to him.

"Nooo!!" Russia got trapped in a corner, "This is not the time! This is not the time!!"

Belarus got closer. "Marry me" she said.

"Well this is goodbye my love..." Russia looked at his Vodka, "You were with me at the greatest of times...GOODBYE, TIN- ~crap wrong thing sorry I was thinking of Markiplier at that moment lol~ -VODKAA!!!" He kissed it and said goodbye and let her go. "You will always be my one and only....true love." He said, "I love you..."