China x Hello Kitty~

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~Another Crack ship...ARUUUU~!!!~

I have another story for you kids!! Now let's start.

Once upon a time I knew a man who loved (no seriously loved) Hello Kitty. 

"Really? Oooh~" the kids said.

His name was China. And China loved  Hello Kitty even when he was a kid. So his dream was to marry his true love, (sorry not Russia!!) Hello Kitty. He finally found her and he said, "Oh my god is Hello Kitty~senpai, Aru!!!" And he ran straight toward her. "Become one with me, Aru?" He asked. 

And then...Russia showed up. He loved China more than anything. (Even if he doesn't show it.) Russia is like the jealous type.(like Zuse's wife in Greek mythology lol. If you get this...I love you~) China didn't know that Russia loved him. So Russia started to get really really jealous when he found out that China loved Hello Kitty and not him. "Become one with me, Aru?" China asked again. 

Russia got fed up of him saying that and stomped over to China picked him up and took him away. "Nooooo, my senpai, Aru!! Why are you taking me away, Aru!? Let me go!!" He yelled. "No." Russia said. And Russia kept on taking him away.  

"The end. Another one of my stories completed." I said closing up me book.

"What!? That's it!? I wanna know more!!" A kid yelled.

"Yeah!" The other kid answered.

"I'm sorry...that's all I have." I said.

~So I hoped you enjoyed my China x Hello Kitty!! Lol I'm bored so I just thought of this. Plus I did this chapter all on my IPad!! Baaiii!!!



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