one shots for the rats

calxnat

listen to robbers by the 1975 while reading rat !

on this fine day (well not to nat but oh whale) nat lay threw on the couch. her period was hitting her hard. as per usual. calum had left for work ar the garbage shack about 3 hours ago n she was literally dying. she wanted to call him so bad but she refrained bc he would think she was desperate. but them suddenly calum was calling her wowza! she answered n was like
"hey wassup hello"
"1738 rAt"
"love u"
"bich me too da fuq *low voicw*but no seriously ily boo"
nat blushes
"when u cumin home, im threw"
"rn bc u just said that see u puke head"
"*excited squee*"
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calum came home n saw nat. lyin threw on the couch. he ran n jumped on her peppering her face with bites. nat screalued qnd giggled. "baby face pls"
he layed down threw as well but he reached over n rubbed her tummy v v softly so as not to hurt her.
the n he stabbed her beely button wih his finger n she almost died but still loved him bc he is calum right. then he said " sorr u i fuckin love u, i love u bitch" nat sighed in contentment "i aint never gunna stop lovin u" then the sang inchours while wrapped around eachothers fingers "bITCH"

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