Just Dance

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Herb is the lightning to Scarlet's thunder.

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Herb's heart is a stereo and Scarlet should turn it up when she feels low. (yes it's from that song what can I say—hopelessly dorky and devoted Overkills fan here.)

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Herb almost always makes the tea not just because Scarlet can't boil water to save her life, but mainly because he just can't quit nurturing her.

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Supervillainy is very serious bizness:

Scarlet and Herb meet several times weekly to plan their major heists. The castle probably has an office with a conference table where they can spread out blueprints, charts, gear spreadsheets, etc. These are very formal, business-like meetings requiring intense concentration and extreme attention to detail. They probably go through a gallon of tea between them and the meetings last several hours.

After the meetings, Scarlet does her exercise regimen while Herb works in his lab. They often reward their hard work with a night out on the town (dinner and dancing).

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Scarlet and Herb are at a groovy dance club. The dance floor is in semi-darkness and crowded. Bodies bump and grind. Everyone is young and hot, but the Overkills are the hottest of them all. Naturally, they know all the latest dance moves. Herb has a few patented ones of his own because fox!

A guy cuts in and starts dancing with Scarlet. What a jerk! She's about to break his arm, but before she can act, Herb knees him in the groin and kicks him away.

Scarlet blinks in surprise. She's so turned on by Herb's macho display and protectiveness that she grabs his tie and yanks him close for a deep kiss. Then, still swaying to the music, she covertly slips her hand inside his jeans and jerks him to an orgasm right there on the dance floor. They make out for a while longer and don't care who sees them.

The Overkills are so in love and hot for each other it's breathtaking.

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(The following idea originally appeared on my Twitter, TheOverkills)

Illumination should reboot THE CANNONBALL RUN with all the Despicable Me/Minions villains!

Or some kind of epic race movie! Illumination could do such a cool mashup with their DM & Minions characters.

Just imagine Scarlet Overkill with a sleek red racing car, a body hugging red jumpsuit, and Herb as her pit crew!

I gotta say it again: Herb as Scarlet's pit crew OMG! He'd look so dang cute and dorky in a cap.

And Herb would build Scarlet the most amazing race car EVER! Maybe one with a teleporting feature!

Scarlet would look so hot as a race car driver. And her sexiness would be for Herb and us lady fans. No male gaze allowed!

Think of all the exciting stunts Scarlet could do in her race car. *swoons*

The Anti-Villain League could stand in as the police of sorts. This would give Lucy cool stuff to do, too!

Naturally, Scarlet and Herb Overkill would win the race! Or at least make a great escape at the end!

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Another movie/comic book idea for the Overkills:

A Despicable Me/Minions type of Suicide Squad with the major villains: Scarlet, Herb, Gru, El Macho, Vector, etc. Lucy could play the government/AVL agent who sends them on their dangerous mission, one from which some or all of them might never return. Scarlet and Herb would look edgy, gritty, and totally badass! The Overkills are basically the main reason to do this story.




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