Powerful

Resurrection?

You see when the doctors took a look at my body, they said I died because the lightning overcharged my heart causing it to give out. Of course that broke my girls heart, but she kind of already knew it.
Since there was no funeral, Rosalin decided to bury me in our backyard. She was always against cremation after she ate someone's dad when she was a kid. So yeah I was buried in the ground and there were storm clouds around on that day. Some way, some how I opened my eyes. It was like my heart was jump started remotely. When I looked around,I noticed I was covered in sheets. Then I could smell it. She wrapped me up in our "disposable sheets." That freaked me out because no guys wants his own stuff in his face. So I wiggled and waggled( ha ha I know it's a funny word) to try and break free, but nothing worked. Then all of a sudden, boom! My "grave" was hit with lightning exposing my body. This made Rosalin quickly rush outside.
"Oh no,oh no, oh no it's ruined. His body is even showing. I hope he didn't get damaged." She said out loud.
This girl didn't want my body to get damaged, but she w wrapped me up in our disposable sheets, how ironic! So I slowly sat up in the grave, and yes this freaked her out. She was screaming get heart out.
""Rosalin, hush up baby. You so damn loud!" I yelled at her. I took the sheets off me and stared at her. "How are you alive." she asked. I didn't know what to say so I just said "magic." "Jacob is that really you?" She asked frightfully. "You tell me" I said. "Do you think I appreciate being wrapped up in our disposable sheets? We just used this yesterday woman!" I stated. "Oh it is you baby!" She screamed.
She ran over to me and kissed me all over my face. She was about to kiss my nose until she saw some white stuff on it. All she did was laugh. She didn't even have the nerve to tell me what it was.
"Rosalin, baby what's so funny." This girl has some issues I thought. Wait, why is she pointing to my nose?
I touched my nose and guess what was on it. Semen! I was my own semen on my freaking nose and she was just laughing. As a guy,I do not want semen on me, let alone my own. So I wiped it off and passed out.
"Oh Jacob sweetie, I'm sorry it was just too funny." She was kneeling over me laughing. "Are you okay?" she asked me. "I'm fine." I replied. But why do I feel like this. I stood up and looked her in her big brown eyes and said "Never again are we using disposable sheets."
She just burst into tears laughing man. That's just disrespectful! I spent another five minutes listening to get laugh, then all of a sudden lightning began striking around us. I quickly grabbed get to shield her.
"Hold on baby, let's get inside." I told her while covering her body. "They said there were gonna be clear skies today, where these clouds come from?" She asked.
She was screaming because the thunder was extremely loud. Before we could make it into the house, we got hit with a bolt. It felt like Zeus himself came down with Thors hammer on my back. I screamed, but it didn't hurt as much as I thought it would. Next thing I knew,I kept getting hit with lightning. It as like they were targeting me, personally. Then they all stopped. The clouds didn't fade away, but it started raining.
"Jacob, Jacob are you okay. Did you get hurt?" She asked frantically. "I feel funny." I told her. "I feel like I'm going to explode baby, it hurts!"
I screamed out in pain. Rosalin tried to comfort me but it was useless. All of a sudden,I burped. I felt a lot better, but there was a small trickle of electricity right after. Then the pain came back. I bent over in pain and boom it happened. I exploded, but not into a billion little pieces. It was like an emp bomb. All the power around us was cut off. I looked at my see through body and jumped back. I could see the electric current of the lightning moving around in my body. It was beautiful.
"Umm sweetie, what was that exactly?" She asked me with a real confusing and frightened tone. I didn't know what to say exactly so I possibly told her. "I just exploded like an emp bomb, cutting out all power around here."
She looked at me and simply nodded. I guess the force of me exploding was strong because she was 7ft away from me. Her clothes were falling off, glasses crooked. She even had messy hair and holes in her socks.
"Rosalin, baby I've been resurrected with the power of lightning." I told her this without even actually knowing if it's true or not. "If what you say is true, then we better not have to pay an eclectic bill anymore!" She said. She didn't care that I'm back alive or that I have the power of electricity. She just didn't want to pay a damn electric bill. This girl is something else.