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Megan: Hey, author? It's been too long. When will you update?
Ryder: Yeah. I mean, people are getting really rowdy because they haven't been seeing my beautiful face.
Me: Unfortunately, Wattpad deleted my chapter. *chokes back sobs* I have no idea how I'll recreate a 2000+ worded chapter in a week.
Ryder: Is that suppose to be an excuse?
Me: Yes! That chapter was so beautiful! Only a couple of paragraphs more and that would have finished! *sobs*
Alex: It's alright, Author. You can do it. You an fix this b
Me: At least someone shows some support around here.
Alex: But, of course. You're my favorite person. You are the one who made me gorgeous and all.
Ryder: No. She made me all chiseled and all super model like.
Alex: No. She made me.
Ryder: No, me!
Alex: Me!
Ryder: Me!
Alex: ME!
Ryder: ME!!
Alex: M-
Author: Will you two shut up?! I'm trying to make an author's note here!
Alex: *huffs* Fine.
Ryder: It's still me though.
Alex: THAT'S IT! *tackles Ryder to the ground*
Megan: *Grabs Popcorn and silently watches with 3D glasses on*
Me: *Groans* I'm so done with this shit. *Turns to Reader* Anyway, I haven't been able to update because stupid Wattpad decided to play magic and made my chapter disappear. I can't quite stop him because that would be hazardous. Anyway, I will try, like, really try to fix everything the way it was suppose to be. Humorous, and filled with Ryder x Megan. Speaking of which, I need a ship name. Like, a really nice ship name. One that's-
Kristen: AUTHOR?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! ALEX AND RYDER ARE GOING TK KILL EACH OTHER!
Me: Chill, Kristen. They won't die. Just a few bruises and what not.
Kristen: SILVER!
Me: Fine... I'll make them stop fighting after it becomes entertaining.
Megan: Which will be never! I mean, look at Ryder swing a punch! And watch Alex's uppercut!
Me: Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes. The ship name has to be nice too. And, if you can make one for Alex X Megan, that'll be great to.
Kristen: TheSilverKeyNote_13! You fix this right now!
Me: That isn't my name anymore.
Kristen: Fine. CinnamonLover_13, you fix this shit up right now!
Me: I still go by Silver you know.
Kristen: JUST FIX IT!
Me: Alright! Sheesh. What's got your bra in a twist? *snaps fingers* *Alex and Ryder stops fighting*
Megan: There goes my only form of entertainment...
Me: Anyway, I'll update indefinitely. I'll try to update soon though. So, till then, farewell!
Characters: Bye!
Me: P.S. Longest Author's note ever!

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