Megan: Hey, author? It's been too long. When will you update?
Ryder: Yeah. I mean, people are getting really rowdy because they haven't been seeing my beautiful face.
Me: Unfortunately, Wattpad deleted my chapter. *chokes back sobs* I have no idea how I'll recreate a 2000+ worded chapter in a week.
Ryder: Is that suppose to be an excuse?
Me: Yes! That chapter was so beautiful! Only a couple of paragraphs more and that would have finished! *sobs*
Alex: It's alright, Author. You can do it. You an fix this b
Me: At least someone shows some support around here.
Alex: But, of course. You're my favorite person. You are the one who made me gorgeous and all.
Ryder: No. She made me all chiseled and all super model like.
Alex: No. She made me.
Ryder: No, me!
Alex: Me!
Ryder: Me!
Alex: ME!
Ryder: ME!!
Alex: M-
Author: Will you two shut up?! I'm trying to make an author's note here!
Alex: *huffs* Fine.
Ryder: It's still me though.
Alex: THAT'S IT! *tackles Ryder to the ground*
Megan: *Grabs Popcorn and silently watches with 3D glasses on*
Me: *Groans* I'm so done with this shit. *Turns to Reader* Anyway, I haven't been able to update because stupid Wattpad decided to play magic and made my chapter disappear. I can't quite stop him because that would be hazardous. Anyway, I will try, like, really try to fix everything the way it was suppose to be. Humorous, and filled with Ryder x Megan. Speaking of which, I need a ship name. Like, a really nice ship name. One that's-
Kristen: AUTHOR?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! ALEX AND RYDER ARE GOING TK KILL EACH OTHER!
Me: Chill, Kristen. They won't die. Just a few bruises and what not.
Kristen: SILVER!
Me: Fine... I'll make them stop fighting after it becomes entertaining.
Megan: Which will be never! I mean, look at Ryder swing a punch! And watch Alex's uppercut!
Me: Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes. The ship name has to be nice too. And, if you can make one for Alex X Megan, that'll be great to.
Kristen: TheSilverKeyNote_13! You fix this right now!
Me: That isn't my name anymore.
Kristen: Fine. CinnamonLover_13, you fix this shit up right now!
Me: I still go by Silver you know.
Kristen: JUST FIX IT!
Me: Alright! Sheesh. What's got your bra in a twist? *snaps fingers* *Alex and Ryder stops fighting*
Megan: There goes my only form of entertainment...
Me: Anyway, I'll update indefinitely. I'll try to update soon though. So, till then, farewell!
Characters: Bye!
Me: P.S. Longest Author's note ever!
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The Unmatched Matchmaker
Teen FictionMegan O'Conner is the legit matchmaker of Stonewall High and New York City. She can match the School Nerd and the Queen Bee and they'll elope the next day. (True Story, bro). But, the only person she can't seem to match both annoys and intrigues her...
