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*cue audience groans*
Kristen: Are you serious?! Another Author's Note?! God dang it, Silver! What's up with you and your Author's Notes?! It's like you love them more than your characters!
Me: That's not true! I love my characters! Stop judging my A/Ns!
*Author Notes cry into the distance*
Ryder: And now you're giving them a life of their own?! Silver!
Me: *laughs* Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. It's just so fun agitating you.
Kristen: *mutters* Well aren't you a sadistic, little–
Megan: Anyway! Silver, why did you upload another A/N?
Me: *clears throat* Right. On to business. So, I made this A/N because I have some bad news...
Ryder: OMG! This is it guys! Silver's pulling the plug on us! IT'S THE END!

*cast of The Unmatched Matchmaker is heard making dinosaur sounds in the distance*Me: Can you all just get a grip?! This is not the end of the story! I am not pulling the plug and you're all safe

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*cast of The Unmatched Matchmaker is heard making dinosaur sounds in the distance*
Me: Can you all just get a grip?! This is not the end of the story! I am not pulling the plug and you're all safe.
Megan: Thank you, Jesus!
Me: The readin that I an writing this A/N is because my next update my take longer than expected. I recently got sick. Sick enough to have to be admitted to the hospital. I know. Huge hassle. I actually feel fine, but ny doctor, who happens to be my aunt, said that I should be kept under observation. I was suppose to update sometime this week but because I am currently rushing to publish this A/N – which I wrote in under 20 minutes boo yah! – since I'm, sadly, only allowed to use my phone for an hour, I will have to hold on to the chapter a bit longer than I need.

So please bear with me. I know it's annoying and all but I will try my hardest to squeeze in 30 minutes to try and finish the next chapter. I swear on my life.
Ryder: Well, if that's the case, then Silver deserves a time off. Even just for a day.
Me: Are you quoting Beyoncé?
Ryder: How the hell did I quote Beyoncé?
Me: Never mind. *turns to reader* So, I will try to update soon. Hopefully this all jist blows over soon into nothing more than a viral infection. So, I'll see you all soon. Bye!

(If I happen to offend anyone with my casual use of Jesus's name, I'm sorry. I happen to be a devoute Christian and I see Jesus as a big brother. So me casually saying his name is the same as me casually saying, "Thanks, Obama.")

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