Ryder: Hey?! What gives?! Another Aunthor's note? Damn, Silver. You're on a roll.
Author: There's a reason for that. I swear
Kristen: *menacing tone* Then explain yourself.
Author: *mutters* Damn. The Green twins are really out for my blood aren't they?
Kristen: What was that?!
Author: Nothing.
Megan: ANYWAY, why don't we let the author explain herself.
Author: Right. Okay. So, if you see the picture box, you'll see an amazing book cover for this book. That cover is made by sims2mermaidgirl and it is absolutely amazing!
Megan: What are you trying to say?
Author: What I'm trying to say is that this book finally has a legit book cover and I can NOT be happier about it.
Ryder: That's actually pretty good...
Author: Pretty good? Pretty good?! IT'S GREAT!
Ryder: Yeah. Okay. Calm down, won't you?!
Author: I SHAN'T! *jumps around like a 5 year old*
Kristen: Megan! Did you jack her up on sugar again?!
Megan: ...She may have stolen my jelly beans at one point this morning.
Kristen: MEGAN!
Megan: It was an accident, okay?! She found them and ate them. I'm not her mom to control her.
Author: That's right! I'm your mom! I can do whatever I want and there's nothing you can do about it.
Kristen: Next thing y'know, Ryder will be lying on a ditch somewhere because she decided to kill him off...
Author: *stops jumping around* That's... actually not a bad idea. Maybe it could be because he was on a motorcycling accident!
Ryder: KRISTEN! WHAT DID YOU DO?! NOW SHE HAS AN IDEA AND SHE WILL NEVER FORGET ABOUT! *hypervantilates*
Megan: This has gone on far enough. On behalf of the entire book (cast?) of TUM, I would like to thank sims2mermaidgirl for the amazing cover. Bye guys! See you on the next chapter!
Everyone: *leaves*
Alex: Sorry I'm late! What did I miss? Hello? HELLO?! Great. They left me...
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The Unmatched Matchmaker
ספרות נוערMegan O'Conner is the legit matchmaker of Stonewall High and New York City. She can match the School Nerd and the Queen Bee and they'll elope the next day. (True Story, bro). But, the only person she can't seem to match both annoys and intrigues her...
