The classroom was crowded and wild now that we were left unattended. Iruka had left due to naruto's absence from class leaving no one to watch over us. That left all the girls the freedom to squeal all they wanted. It was dumb and annoying but it's not like I could do anything about it. Mainly because I don't feel like dealing with them right now. They are such weirdos for liking duck butt over there. Especially since he is rude and pushes them all away. I don't really hate him but I don't really like him either. I've made an effort before to be friends but he thinks of me more as an enemy. He's grown especially distant since his clan massacre and doesn't bother talking to anyone. I understand that he'd be upset but he should at least let someone help. People worry ya know. Too bad he isn't the type to ask for help. Some people can just be way too stubborn. I sighed as I looked to the the front door waiting for Iruka to get back with naruto. Apparently I didn't need to wait that long cause a few seconds later he burst threw the door carrying a tied up naruto, dropping him in front of the whole class. I watched as they had a stare down. Everyone sat in their seats and silently stared until naruto turned away breaking their little contest. A vein on Iruka's forehead pulsated as he got ready to start his lecturing.
"Tomorrow all your classmates will pass the final and graduate from the ninja academy, but the last two times this day came around, you flunked every course you'd taken in the secret arts. So you chose now for your stupid tricks? You moron!" Iruka yelled pointing his finger. I could have sworn I saw spit fly out of his mouth from all that yelling.
"Sir yes sir." Naruto replied turning his head with a disinterested look strewn on his face. Iruka growled and grit his teeth looking ready to bang his head on a wall. He turned to us with the anger never leaving his face.
"Today in class we'll be reviewing the art of transformation." He exclaimed hand on his hip using the other to point at us with a deep frown.
"What???!!!" Screamed out the whole class except for me. I really didn't mind, I can perform a transformation no problem. It's naruto that I'm worried about.
"All you have to do is... Conjure a form that looks like me!" Iruka said most likely thinking he's proven a point. Everyone groaned as they walked up front getting in a line. I walked up to naruto and quickly untied him helping him up. He was kinda grumpy but still managed to give me a smile. We walked in line and waited until our names to be called.
"Next up, Yami." He said looking down at his little clipboard. I calmly walked up in front of Iruka and did the transformation.
"Right. Well done." He said in a bored tone. I puffed out my cheeks and pouted. He's the one who forced us to do this, the least he could do is actually sound like he means what he says.
"Next up, Uzumaki." He said. As I walked by I could hear the kids behind naruto say something.
"This is all your fault!!" They snarled glaring at the back of his head.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah." He muttered sticking his hands in his pockets while he walked up to Iruka. Before I passed them, I made sure to give them the fiercest glare I could give. They automatically froze and looked like they've seen a ghost. I smirked and walked over to the side so I could see naruto. He adjusted his goggles and muttered something before he got into position.
"Change!!!" He yelled out as his chakra swirled around him. There was a poof and there stood a... naked women. I started laughing hysterically when Iruka fell backwards with blood squirting out his nose.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha! I call this one the ninja centerfold!" Shouted naruto poofing back into himself. I laughed so hard and stumbled over to naruto wrapping my arm around his shoulder using him to balance myself.
