G: princessa, wanna go on an adventure?
Me: if it's through a secluded place where no one could hear me scream then no.
G: I promise no secluded places
Me: .............. What do you want?
G: text your friend Lenny and he will tell you.
It still freaked me out how he knew Lenny. Lenny didn't even know anyone with the name starting with a G. This was starting to become creepier and creepier.
Lenny: I sense you are going to text me.
Me: LENNY WTF HOW DID YOU
Me: DID YOU GET A TEXT FROM G?
Lenny: well I now know who you're were texting
Lenny: yes I did
Me: SO YOU DO KNOW HIM?
Lenny: yes I do.
Lenny: anyways
Lenny: I have an address for you to go too
Me: Lenny please come with me
Lenny: sorry, I have orders that you need to go alone.
Me: do you have a picture of G? I need to know what he looks like. Seriously this shit is getting old
Lenny: I do have a picture
Me: WELL FUCKING SEND IT YOU IRRITABLE LITTLE TURD
Lenny: oh no honey.
Lenny: who do you think you're yelling at?
Me: LENNY IT IS NOT THE TIME TO BE ALL SASSY. THIS GUY IS FREAKING ME OUT. WHY SHOULD I EVEN GO TO THIS DAMN ADDRESS.
Lenny: okay okay, fine shit.
Lenny: you're still not getting that photo
Lenny: but here's the address.
Lenny: 4920 Manchester Road
Me: LENNY PLEASE
Me: BE A GOOD BEST FRIEND AND HELP ME OUT
Lenny: all I'm saying is that don't be freaked out about him texting you. He has good intentions
Me: creepy intentions
Lenny: :/ shut up Eileen JFC just know that you're gonna thank me after you meet him
Me: sure sure, not believing in what you say. If I die, I hope everyone reads these messages and know that you let me walk right into my own death trap.
Lenny: 🖕🏼🖕🏼 I know you're going to thank me for this so I'll let this slide
Me: 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼 right back at ya bitch
Xx
I'm so sorry for not updating in so long. Been sick, have finals, and my concert was yesterday and it was so fucking beautiful. I have a vlog coming out about it on Saturday !!! I'll be posting it on my YouTube channel. Other than that I'll be writing the next chapter for this 😬 to excuse my absence
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FanfictionNew phone, who dis? You texted me first so idk Oh yeah. You're so stupid ©Madison Hotzel