Grayson: fuck you mean it's that time of month.
Me: stop leave me alone.
Grayson: it's a g eazy lyric princessa
Me: oh
Me: well it actually is that time of month
Grayson: damn, guess no foreplay
Me: shut up you horny hot dog
Grayson: WHAT KIND OF INSULT IS THAT
Grayson: you seriously called me a horny hot dog I'm generally concerned.
Me: out of all the things to be concerned about smh
Grayson: anyway. How's the ring? Does it need to be tightened?
Me: what ring?
Grayson: the black ring I got you for Christmas .........
Grayson: did you seriously lose it already?
Grayson: I spent a lot of money on that ring Eileen
Me: oh shit you called me Eileen. Now I know you're pissed.
Me: sucks for you I lost it.
Grayson: Eileen wtf are you serious?
Me: no you oof, i was just pulling your leg I haven't taken it off since you gave it to me
Me: you worry too much.
Grayson: you can't blame meeeeeee
Grayson: always gotta worry about you.
Grayson: you're a walking disaster. You basically as for trouble
Me: fuck you, I do not!
Grayson: yes you do. You almost tripped over a rock
Me:......
Me: that rock saw me coming. It shouldn't have been in my way 👀
Grayson: princessa 😂
Me: I don't need this abuse
Me: good bye horny hot dog
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