Me: happy birthday bitch ass
Me: I hope you have a great day
Me: tell your brother I said happy birthday too
Me: your present will be dropped off soon too
G: good after noon to you too princessa
G: and thank you 😘 can't wait to see it
G: also he said thanks
Me: no problem. How is your day going?
G: besides getting ready for football, pretty fucking good
G: maybe you can come to one of my games
G: we could be one of those couples who support each other at our games
Me: whoa slow your roll there buddy. We're not a couple
G: yet 😏
Me: boy I don't even know what the fuck you look like, and you think I'm just gonna date you?
G: so you're saying if I was ugly you wouldn't date me 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 gosh Eileen you're so rude
Me: fuck you
Me: you know what I meant
Me: I'm texting Lenny you're not getting your bday present.
G: NOOOOOOOO
G: IM SORRY
G: EILEEN NONONONONO
G: I WANT YOUR BDAY PRESENT SO I CAN CHERISH IT AND NOOOOOOO
Me: it's not exactly something you can Cherish and keep ....
G: oh Lenny is here
G: you didn't....
G: YOU GOT ME CAKE? I SEE A NICELY WRAPPED PINK BOX
Me: I hope you like it pussy boy 🙂😜
I put my phone down and start annotating my article that was given from my English class. I was also doing Lenny's since he drove all the way to Esco High.
My phone started lighting up, the quick DING telling me that I had a text message. I check it out seeing that I got a text from Lenny.
Lenny: *pic* EILEEN ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
I giggle at the pic he sent, but that smile on my face disappeared and turned into a serious expression. He took a picture of G holding the box, the only thing that could be seen were his hands. Lenny cropped out his entire body so it was just his hands and the box.
G: you're something else princessa
G: pussy cupcakes? Really?
G: is this like a substitute for yours?
G: I bet you taste as sweet as these cupcakes
Me: sTOP
Me: JFC G YOURE MAKING ME SQUIRM
G: that's a good thing ;)
G: anyways I'm going to enjoy these later. I'll read that card you gave me after practice. Stay beautiful even though that's effortless for you
YOU ARE READING
imessages - g.d
FanfictionNew phone, who dis? You texted me first so idk Oh yeah. You're so stupid ©Madison Hotzel