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"oh fuck"

ok so holy shįt????? 1.1k reads and 120+ votes????? I literally had like two readers like fúcking yesterday and they were all from me so you guys actually rock im speechlesssss

also feel free to message me I'm hella bored like 18294% of the time and have no friends so if u lookin for a rad conversation full of references and memes, im ya girl

anyone doing anything fun for christmas??

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calum: Ella Marie

calum: ellllaaaaa marieeeeeee

calum: where is u ella marie

ella: hey bitçh

calum: ouch

ella: :-)

calum: stop it

ella: stop what

calum: stop smiling im wounded

ella: :-)

calum: :-(

ella:  awe

Ella: is bby cal pal sad

calum: pft

calum: never

calum: I have no emotions

ella: funny, all the "im sorry" texts seem to say differently

calum: wtvr

ella: :-)

calum: </3

ella: so guess what

calum: whet

Ella: chikn butt

calum: wow look at that maturity

Ella: thanks I really try to be a role model to others

calum: clearly

Ella: holy fúck

calum: whet

Ella: I just realized how much I fúckingn love halsey

calum: oh yeah ashley is like one of my best friends

Ella: wait what

calum: what

Ella: you've met halsey????

calum: oh shįt

calum: uh yeah I've met her

ella: oh

Ella: okay.....

Ella: (￣。￣)

calum: yeah

Ella: yeah

Ella: alright

Ella: oH FÚCK THIS SONG

Ella: ALL THE KIDS CRY OUT PLEASE STOP YOURE SCARING ME

Ella: I CANT HELP TJIS AWFUL ENERGY

calum: GODDAMN RIGHT YOU SHOULD BE SCARED OF ME

Ella: WHO IS IN

calum: CONTROLLLLLLLLL

Ella: good talk bro

calum: \m/

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@/calum5sos: @/joshuadun @/tylerjoseph the boys & I may or may not be in the crowd of your Sydney show tomorrow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@/calum5sos: @/joshuadun @/tylerjoseph see u there diçkheads #excited

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Ella: calum holy shįt??????

calum: what's up

Ella: I think 5sos might be going to the same twenty one pilots show as me tomorrow????

calum: oh fúck

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ok I'm going to try to update this and strength one more time before Christmas bc I'm hittin up Europe on the 26th yayayaya

anyway merry christmas bitçhes hope you all enjoy yourselves !!!

love you guys please comment n shįt

xx Mia