Billdip Lemon One-Shot

Groceries

(So this is just a story that i really wanted to write X3 Plz no hate and *cough* Kaia bring tissues *cough* This will contain lemon content so if you wish to keep your innocent minds i suggest leaving this account and running at sonic speed,far away. But yea! Enjoy! P.s. Im sorry for my lack of updates >3<)

(P.P.s In this version, Dipper is older and Bill is a hooman.)

Dipper pushed the grocery cart down the isles in the store while a blond, eyepatched Bill sat in the designated place for groceries, constantly pointing out things that interested him.

"What's that!" Bill said enthusiastically as he pointed to a box of "Tasty triangles" Cereal. Dipper put his hand on the bridge of his nose and said, "That's Cereal Bill. You eat it."

"Can I have some?" Bill whined as he hugged the box. Dipper sighed and nodded. "Yippee!"

Soon, The two had grabbed everything they had needed and had ended up at the checkout line. Bill still sat in the cart as Dipper put everything on the rail-thingy (Lol brainfart I can't remember the name X3) Once everything was bagged and ready to go, the lady at the register handed Dipper a slip of paper with a series of numbers on it and winked at him. "Call me." Dipper's face flushed and he took the slip of paper. Bill watched with a look that was a combination of fear, confusion, and anger.

As Dipper pushed all the stuff in the cart, including Bill, to the car, Bill got in the front and left Dipper to load all the stuff in the trunk. When Dipper got in the driver's seat, he looked slightly annoyed and neither spoke the whole ride home. Mabel, Soos, Wendy, and Grunkle Stan were all out at the moment so the house was pretty quiet. This time, Bill helped Dipper bring the groceries inside so the job went much faster.

As soon as the last bag was inside, Bill flicked his wrist, (Look at the flick of the wrist OH! X3) and a bundle of lovely longing flowers appeared in his hand. He handed them to Dipper who didn't know what the lovely longing flowers could do, looked at Bill confused. "Sniff." Bill simply said. Dipper shrugged and took a long sniff. They smelled like a mix of strawberries and caramel.

Then, Dipper felt sick. His vision blurred and a white haze went over them. His clothes got hot on his skin and the area around the middle of his pants had become incredibly uncomfortable.

"B-Bill! What kind of flowers were those?!" Dipper's face turned vibrant pink.

"Lovely longings." Bill slurred seductively, a smirk creeping across his face. Dipper clutched his lover abdomen and squirmed in pain. "Bill!"

"What were you thinking? Letting that girl at the register seduce you? You're mine Pine tree. Or have you forgotten? Should I remind you?" Bill teased.

"Sh-Shuddup!" Dipper said.

"Hmmmmmm. So would you like to explain wh-" Bill's sentence was cut off by Dipper shoving him up against the wall with one hand on his chest and the other on his neck. "I'm not a toy Bill..." Dipper said, teeth clenched. Bill chuckled but it was soon turned into a sort of choking sound as the result of Dipper's grip tightening. "You wouldn't hurt me Pine tree. You know th-" Dipper's lips collided with Bill's and Bill gave out a slight "Mmff!" Bill couldn't deny how good of a kisser Dipper was but he would never give him the credit for it. Bill didn't like not being in control. He smirked against the kiss and His fingers snaked around the belt loops of Dipper's pants, pulling him roughly against him. However, Dipper didn't break the kiss. In fact, once Bill pulled him close, He snaked his arms around Bill's neck and pulled him in deeper for the kiss.

Then Dipper felt something grab his ass and he broke the kiss. He looked down and saw Bill's hands grabbing his butt. A deep red blush crept over his face as Bill squeezed. "A-Ah! Bill! What the hell?!"