Full Homo

Bottoms Ups

Chapter 21

*WARNING MAJOR FEELS AHEAD*

Cas pov.
Dean and I soon woke up from our well deserved nap. I look over at Dean. "What Cas?" Dean said. "I'm still not over the fact that you've never drank," I say. "Cas, will it make you feel better if I have one drink," Dean said. "Yes, it would," I say. "Ugh fine I'll do it," Dean said in defeat. "Yay," I say happily. Dean then gave me his famous bitchface. "Oh, this is gonna be so much fun," I say. Dean grabs 2 fake IDs from the fake ID box. "We're gonna need these," Dean said. He then handed me one of them. "Danny Pink," I read. "Mine says, John Holmes," Dean said. "Johnlock is cannon," I say. "It sure as hell is," Dean said in agreement. "You're so cute when you swear," I say. "I'm not cute, I'm manly," Dean said as he pushed up his glasses. "Sure," I say as I kissed his nose. "Shut up so we can go," Dean said. We then made our way to the car.

Dean pov.
"Do you know where the nearest liquor store is?" I asked Cas. "I don't know. Just drive until you see one," Cas said. "You're a dick," I say. "But I'm your dick," Cas said. "Whatever Jimmy," I say as I turn on the radio. Safety Pin by 5 Seconds of Summer starts to play. I happily sing along. We drive down the road for a while until we reach a liquor store. We park in the parking lot.

"You ready Dean?" Cas asked. "Mentally? No. Physically? No. But let's go," I say. When we walk in the only person working is a little old woman. "Welcome, buy all you'd like ladies," she said. She might be partially blind. "She's as blind as a bat," Cas said. "Shut up Cas. What the hell are we even getting?" I say. "Beer and Vodka I guess," Cas said. "Isn't Vodka p-pure alcohol," I say nervously. "I don't know. You're the nerd," Cas said. He then grabbed 2 cases of beer, a bottle of vodka, and 2 shot glasses. "I'm not a nerd, I'm just really smart," I say in defense. "Okay. Let's get this and leave," Cas said as he walked towards the counter.

Cas pov.
"Is that all ma'am?" old cashier lady said. Damn, now I have to pretend to be a chick. "That's all for me," I say in my lady voice. "Poor dear, do you have a cold?" she asked. "Yes, it's awful," I say. "Oh well, this is on the house," she said sympathetically. "Oh thank you very much," I said. "Have a good one dearie," she said. "You too," I say as I leave. Dean follows behind me. Once we get in the car, Dean burst into laughter. "What?" I say in annoyance. "Wow Cas, you do a great lady voice," Dean said before laughing again. "Go to hell, and drive so I can get you drunk," I say. "Are you saying I'll get drunk easily?" Dean said. "Hell yeah, I am," I say. "Whatever," Dean said as he drove back to the hotel.

Once there, we snuck into our room. I then immediately started to open 2 beer bottles. I then gave Dean a beer and grabbed one for myself. "Do I have to drink it?" Dean whined. "Please, for me," I say as I give him my best puppy dog eyes. "Fine. Bottoms up," Dean said as he took a sip of the beer. I, on the other hand, chugged the whole thing down.

Dean pov.
Eww, this stuff is gross. "How the hell do drink something so distasteful?" I said. "Come on Dean, loosen up. Don't be a buzz kill," Cas said. I gave in a drank the whole thing. I started to feel really loose. "Want another?" Cas asked. "Sure," I say. Cas have me another beer and a shot. "Shot first. Then chug the beer," Cas said ,"On three." "One, Two, Three," I count. Cas and I, at the same time, do the shot and chug the beer. I don't know why, but I start giggling. "Dean, are you okay?" Cas asked. "I'm fine Cassie," I say while giggling. "Dean, are you drunk?" Cas asked. "Pfft no," I say. Cas rolls his eyes and we continue drinking.

~Many Alcoholic Beverages Later ~
3rd person
"Hey Cassie, wanna do something crazy," Dean slurred. "Are we gonna get a pony, or a unicorn, or a unipony?" Castiel said excitedly. "No, let's go to the nearest bridge and jump into the water," Dean said in excitement. "That'd be so much fun," Castiel said. Little did they know that this would be their worst mistake. The nearest bridge was the Memphis City Bridge, it ran over the Mississippi River. They hopped into the Impala, and Dean hurriedly drove to the bridge.