How To Kidnap Patrick Stump (and Dan Howell)

Chapter 8

Patrick suddenly looked up as they heard a crash.

"Quick, get him in there," he heard one of the fangirls whisper.

Oh no, Patrick thought. Who have they got this time?

"What's happening?" he heard a muffled voice yell.

Dan took a sharp breath in. "Phil," he whispered.

The door of the attic was kicked open, and a blindfolded Phil was lead into the room. Fangirl 2 got another chair out while Fangirl 1 began to fasten Phil to it.

"Phil!" Dan called.

"Dan?"

Then the blindfold was whipped off Phil's head. He glanced around, confused.

"Phil, what happened?" asked Dan worriedly.

Patrick and Brendon gazed intently at Phil.

"I...I don't know, I was..." Phil frowned. "I was calling you, and then I was hit over the head with something...and I blacked out." - Dan's face drew into a scowl at that part - "And then the next thing I knew, I was in a van being driven god knows where."

Dan frowned. "Why are they doing this?"

"I don't know," said Patrick, as confused as the rest of them. "But Pete should be here soon, and hopefully he'll be able to rescue us."

They sat in silence, waiting out the minutes until Pete arrived.

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Approximately forty minutes later, Patrick heard a faint knock on the front door. He heard the fangirls rush over to open it.

"Pizza delivery!" Pete's voice called.

Patrick knew that if there was one thing those girls wouldn't be able to resist, it was pizza. It occurred to him then that Pete was actually quite clever.

He heard the fangirls gasp and start attacking the pizza, yet to notice that Pete had given it to them. They were so distracted that Pete managed to slip past them and sneak up the stairs to the attic where they were tied up.

"Oh, Pete, you made it!" said Patrick, breathing out a deep sigh if relief.

"I sure did," he replied with a grin.

"Where are the others?" asked Patrick.

"They're, um, dealing with your captors," said Pete.

He immediately started untying Patrick's bonds, and within seconds he was free.

Pete then moved on to Brendon, then Dan and finally they were all free.

Dan pulled Phil into a hug. "I'm glad you're okay," he said.

Just then, Andy and Joe came bouncing through the door. "Is everyone okay?" Joe asked.

Patrick nodded.

"What did you do with the fangirls?" he asked.

"Oh, we, um, gave them a taste of their own medicine," said Joe.

"Let's go, before they wake up," said Pete.

"Wait, what?" said Patrick, confused. "Wake up?"

"Uh, yeah, we kinda...drugged the pizza," said Pete. Patrick rolled his eyes.

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A/N: hey guys, thanks for reading! I think the next chapter will probably be the last, and hopefully it will be more interesting than the past few ;)