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6) 이름이?

lea: hi

maknae: hello

lea: so, how's your nude job going?

maknae: i don't have a nude job! i have a much better job than that.

lea: well i hope so

maknae: anyway, stop talking about my nudes, you're embarrassing me.

lea: i never asked but what's your name?

maknae: my name is a name

lea: i'm pretty sure your name isn't maknae cause google translate told me it meant youngest in korean

maknae: eh maybe

lea: so you're not going to tell me your name?

maknae: you haven't told me yours.

lea: it's so fucking clear in the username, lea, there

maknae: oh, nice name. lea

lea: yeah, it's pretty common but thanks for the forced compliment, maknae !

maknae: so you're going to assume i'm maknae and call me that now?

lea: mhmm

maknae: you're an oddball

lea: i get that a lot. trust me, once you meet kat, you'll think i'm the normal one.

maknae: ah i see

maknae: whatever. you're still weird in a way.

lea: is there a reason why you're not telling me your name?

maknae: yep

lea: curses

maknae: who says "curses" now?

lea: me

maknae: weirdo

lea: eh, i've been called worse

maknae: fuckgirl?

lea: h u h?

maknae: are you a fuckgirl?

lea: brb i'm crying right now

maknae: oh shit wait i didn't mean to offend you i just...

lea: lmao

maknae: aaand you're messing with me...

lea: so you do know what lmao means

maknae: that's like the rules of texting, le

lea: wtf, is that like my nickname of something or did you just forget to type the a?

maknae: lets just say it's your nickname (:

lea: maknae, dear boy, you are such an intriguing person

lea: oh wait idek how old you are

maknae: guess, i'll answer this one honestly

lea: 15?

maknae: higher

lea: 17?

maknae: still higher

lea: 50?

maknae: way lower, what do you take me for? );

lea: sorry, i wanted to make sure you weren't an old grandpa catfishing young girls 

lea: hm.. 18?

maknae: ding ding, you are right on spot! i am, indeed, 18 years old

lea: oh wow, so you're older than me

maknae: oh, yay

lea: i don't approve, i'm way more mature than you

maknae: suck it up, buttercup

lea: stfu

maknae: make me

lea: bye

maknae: no no no cum back, i'm sorry

lea: omg did you just say cum back on purpose?

maknae: no... why? does it a mean smt bad?

lea: nah

maknae: phew

lea: you're cute, yanno? if only you didn't give me nudes as your first impression

maknae: NO ! that was a mistake... i thought we were over that

lea: oh honey, i will never get over that :)

maknae: rude

lea: i'll text you tomorrow okay? i'm going on a date with my boyfriend right now

maknae: you have a boyfriend?

lea: mhm got to run, toodles!

maknae: (message not sent) wait, but i want you to stay