"we're going, we're going. calm down tae, you're way too hype."
"dude, how can i not be? it's been more than 8 years since we all gathered up like this, right?"
"delia, how are you? i'm actually surprised you haven't dumped his ass yet!"
"holy, i've been thinking about it though.."
"what, delia you're kidding right?"
"i'm just messing around, tae. listen to park jimin and calm yourself."
"so now that we four are here, we just need to wait for the maknaes right?"
"yeah and as usual, they're late."
"should we order to chicken first? i haven't eaten anything since i finished working out in the afternoon."
"oh shit, jimin. you teach her?"
"i mean, i'm always at the gym and after i finished teaching my students, i help her out."
"aw. cute."
"okay, stop."
"can we order the honey combo and the red combo?"
"sure, sure. order four cans of beer at that too!"
"you mean 6 cans?"
"jeon jungkook!"
"nev!"
"sorry we're late.. this ass got the subway mixed up."
"don't worry. we expected that to happen."
"wow, okay i'll take that diss as a welcome!"
"so how have everyone been?"
"it's been so long since we all seen each other. especially with delia living in new york and taehyung traveling to europe 24/7 because gucci."
"i'm releasing a new line, guys. you're all invited to the opening fashion show in italy."
"damn, tae. you know after bts disbanded, i thought you would connect with calvin klein."
"they asked for me to be an underwear model but i didn't want to show my dick around to anyone besides delia."
"..."
"ew, i might throw up."
"okay, moving on with the subject. jimin, how's your gym going?"
"great, we just opened like five in hongdae, itaewon, myeong-dong, incheon, and gangnam."
"my boyfie is on fire, guys. he probably has better abs than all of you."
"he's also still probably the shortest out of all of us."
"..."
"jeon jungkook, do you want me to spill fucking beer all over your face?"
"i bet i can still win you in an arm wrestle, ha."
"fuck off."
"anyway, in case everyone was wondering. my restaurant with yoongi hyung is going amazing! we've been invited by baek jong won to appear on his cooking show."
"i can't believe you guys actually opened up a lamb skewer based restaurant. i thought it was a joke."
"hyung, you don't joke about food."
"speaking of which, how are the other hyungs?"
"i mean, yoongi hyung is with me. namjoon hyung has his own music industry- you all know it. hoseok hyung's still creating collabs in america."
"oh yeah, namjoon's company is BST right?"
"mhm."
"wait, what about seokjin hyung?"
"tae, you talk to him right?"
"yeah, he's in london right now. he's modelling for saint laurent. god bless his wide shoulders."
"he also has that fancy fusion restaurant right in america right?"
"yep."
"enough about us guys though. what about you three?"
"you guys see me every night at 9:00 on sbs news."
"ah yes, kat kim. finally telling the truth to the world."
"hey, watch it!"
"okay sorry sorry. delia's working on her cosmetics line and of course, gucci is sponsoring it."
"what about you, nev?"
"i'm an english professor at goreyo university!"
"wow, looks like we really grown up right?"
"definitely, i mean. to be honest, i didn't think we would end up in a spot like this."
"lmao, this was all because of jungkook sending that nude picture to nev instead of jimin."
"stop bringing it up oh my god."
"i still have the picture!"
"what the fuck, nev? you do?!"
"his dick's still the same size as he was going through puberty."
"i knew it!"
"yours was always small to begin with."
"yeah, even park jimin had a bigger dick than you."
"ugh, you three are disturbing."
"but legit, kakaotalk made us connect."
"true."
"yep."
"okay, in favor of the fucked up past and our successful lives now. cheers!"
"cheers!"
the end. for real.
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