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7) 한국

maknae: hello!

lea: wow, you texted me first this time

maknae: yep, is that bad?

lea: well considering it's 3:30 am in the morning, naa not really

lea: whoops, i mean nah. see what you do?

maknae: it's 3:30 am there?!

lea: wait you don't live in america?

maknae: you couldn't tell from my lack of understanding english slang and typing back in english?

lea: i thought that was just you inexperienced..

maknae: nope, you were wrong

lea: so where do you live? i'm fully awake and interested now

maknae: well you can't guess from my username?

lea: .... you live in korea?!

maknae: you know considering that the majority of people who have kakaotalk are koreans.. didn't think it would be too hard for you to decipher whether i lived in america or korea..

lea: i'm still in shock.. you're really skilled in english though

maknae: my skills (;

lea: forget i ever complimented you

maknae: aw le, don't be like that

lea: don't act cute, maknae

maknae: hey, i'm naturally cute just ask my

maknae: nvm

lea: ask my what?

maknae: my nudes

lea: ..

maknae: .. moving on!

lea: i can't believe you said that. moreover, i can't believe you mentioned your nudes! cri

maknae: hey hey no teasing... ㅠ

lea: you're seriously killing me, maknae

maknae: le..... come on, pull yourself together

lea: okay okay, i'm calm

lea: so i have discovered you are the youngest out of whatever, you live in korea, you don't have a nude job for a living, you're not a fuckboy, and you have great abs

maknae: great abs... you think i have great abs?

lea: lets forget i ever mentioned that last part..

maknae: you really think i have a good body?

lea: are we seriously talking about this?

maknae: i wanna know. now.

lea: wow, you like to order people don't you?

maknae: i'm older than you

lea: are you for real? using the older and younger card?

maknae: i'm the best, aren't i?

lea: stfu

maknae: so tell me if i have good abs or not

lea: no

maknae: say it one more time and i'll tell you a secret

lea: depends, what type of secret?

maknae: information about me

lea: deal

maknae: that was quick

lea: you have well-shaped abs that glisten in the sunlight and they have the capability to blind my eyes cause they're too damn hot

lea: maknae?

lea: hello? you cunt read my 1's

maknae: sorry, i had something to do

maknae: wow... that was poetic

lea: yeah yeah now tell me!

maknae: fine

maknae: truth is... I

maknae: have to go now, bye bye (insert heart emoticon)

lea: what

lea: you little pile of shit, get your ass back here and tell me

lea: maknae you fucking promise breaker!

lea: i'll go all homicide on you, i swear

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"Go all homicide on me, as if," a pale black haired male chuckles, reading his messages.

"Oh? I know that smile. Did you find yourself a girl or something?" another person with a lollipop in his hand, enters his room and jumps on his bed.

"Maybe.. But she has a boyfriend so it's nothing serious," Jungkook sighs in defeat, looking almost pitiful.

The boy jumped off the bed, slung an arm around Jungkook's neck, and ruffled his hair, "That's exactly why you need to prove to her that you're way better, idiot."

"I don't even know what her boyfriend is like, much less his name. It's hopeless, like last time," Jungkook scrunched up his eyebrows and frowned, gripping his phone tightly.

"Hey, you can't lose all hope now, okay? You never know until you try, so stop thinking and just do it! And what do you mean by 'last time'? For fuck's sake, how many times do I have to tell you? Jimin only likes gay porn. He's not gay!" the ash purple-haired male sighs but encourages him with a smile at the end.

Jungkook returned the smile and replied, "Thanks Taehyung, you're always here for me. Especially when I have problems with relationships."

Taehyung grinned, "That's because you're still inexperienced with love. Also, the fact that your nudes that were supposed to go to Jimin got sent to that girl. It's practically destiny."

While laughing, Taehyung made his leave, calling out for Yoongi. Jungkook rolled his eyes playfully and wondered whether Lea was still awake or not. He didn't want her to know he was someone famous or who knows how she would react? That's why he was relieved that the nudes didn't show the face. Yet, the fact that Lea now knows what his private parts look like, always made him embarrassed to the core.

"Jimin!" Jungkook shouted, charging his phone and running downstairs.

And on the phone, Jungkook didn't even realize that Lea was spamming him, consistently.